Something to shout at males (usually) who exhibit creepy stalker-like behaviour around women (usually). This sleazy voyeuristic behaviour tends to happen in places and cultures where everyday interaction between the sexes is limited, actively encouraging the hunter/prey dynamic (following women, cat-calling, peeping tom behaviour, even assault). Frustrated males resort to even using technology to spy on females (telephoto lenses, mobile phones, drones etc), all the while blaming women for "limiting the supply of sex" or simply "asking for it!"
I see you leering at me and snapping pictures with your phone! It's not the angels' fault you're still a virgin at 30 - it's YOU!
by kapweeng April 14, 2018
Get the It's not the angels' fault you're still a virgin at 30 mug.When you "Accidentally" ejaculate into a woman and she starts bitching cause she might get pregnant, you grab the vacuum and stick the hose up her snatch to get the semen out.
Jahova: "You've heard of the Virginia Vacuum right?"
KyrSp33dy: "No whats that one?"
Jahova: "I don't know but we'll find out on URBAN DICTIONARY tomorrow!"
KyrSp33dy: "No whats that one?"
Jahova: "I don't know but we'll find out on URBAN DICTIONARY tomorrow!"
by Typhon121 November 22, 2016
Get the The Virginia Vacuum mug.The Virgins are a band from Manhattan, NY, consisting of Donald Cumming (Vocals), Wade Oates (Guitar), and Nick Zarin-Ackerman (Bass). Occasionally, The Virgins enlist Paul Vassalo and Kevin Rice. The Virgins formed in 2006 and have since released a self-titled EP (2007) and self-titled album (June 2008). The Virgins' music has since appeared on television shows such as "Dirty Sexy Money" and "Gossip Girl", which explains their somewhat meteoric rise in popularity amongst the 'Teeny Bopper' demographic. Their song, "Rich Girls" made #68 on Rolling Stone's 100 Top Songs of 2008.
Teeny Bopper: I love The Virgins!!
DJ: Sweet, what's your favorite song?
TB: Rich Girls! Duhhh!
DJ: Do you know any of their other songs?
TB: What? Well yeah... There's umm... that other song...
DJ: Let me guess. You heard their music on Gossip Girl?
DJ: Sweet, what's your favorite song?
TB: Rich Girls! Duhhh!
DJ: Do you know any of their other songs?
TB: What? Well yeah... There's umm... that other song...
DJ: Let me guess. You heard their music on Gossip Girl?
by VaVaVirgins August 7, 2009
Get the The Virgins mug.When a man/boy with a 12 inch cock decides to buy a whole carton of Virginia Slims at a gas station before going to the local club. At the club he decides to light up, even though he has no idea how to smoke.
His friends will wonder why the fuck he is trying to impress people and criticize him for the rest of his life.
The man/boy is often then compared to cruella devil especially if he uses a 12 inch filter.
His friends will wonder why the fuck he is trying to impress people and criticize him for the rest of his life.
The man/boy is often then compared to cruella devil especially if he uses a 12 inch filter.
Playa 1: Yo bro why u smokin I thought u didn't do that shit?
Man/boy: I only do sometimes, specifically when I have the opportunity to ligth up a virginia slim.
Playa 1: Ok man just checkin I didn't know, but more power to you. Virginia Slims are the shit.
Man/boy: Yea dude u have to experience the virginia slim massacre at some point in your life. So next week u and me will hit up the local club and experience it.
Man/boy: I only do sometimes, specifically when I have the opportunity to ligth up a virginia slim.
Playa 1: Ok man just checkin I didn't know, but more power to you. Virginia Slims are the shit.
Man/boy: Yea dude u have to experience the virginia slim massacre at some point in your life. So next week u and me will hit up the local club and experience it.
by Grinnell April 10, 2008
Get the The Virginia Slim Massacre mug.His laughter can be heard all throughout the dimly lit halls of the catacombs. Sounding like a sexually deprived Joker had a love child with Scooby-Doo. He himself is a virgin, and is the purist of virgins, so pure in fact that he can take yours with a simple tap on the shoulder and a quick wicked laugh, and poof, it's gone!
The Virginity Stealer has existed since before the beginning of time, folklore has it that he is the true God who started the universe, though it's hard to determine if it is true or not.
If you are going urban exploring in a dark place with a lot of hallways alone and feel a tap on your shoulder and hear a laugh, you no longer can say you're a virgin in front of your mom at your next doctor's appointment.
TLDR: The Virginity Stealer is a suspected God who is purist of pure virgins, so pure he steals others' to preserve his purity, not through adultery, but with a quick slap and a laugh.
The Virginity Stealer has existed since before the beginning of time, folklore has it that he is the true God who started the universe, though it's hard to determine if it is true or not.
If you are going urban exploring in a dark place with a lot of hallways alone and feel a tap on your shoulder and hear a laugh, you no longer can say you're a virgin in front of your mom at your next doctor's appointment.
TLDR: The Virginity Stealer is a suspected God who is purist of pure virgins, so pure he steals others' to preserve his purity, not through adultery, but with a quick slap and a laugh.
by Worcestersh1re January 12, 2023
Get the The Virginity Stealer mug.This takes effect when a girl loses her virginity to her boyfriend and then proceeds to put up with all his bullshit even to extreme amounts instead of breaking up with him. Causes relationships to last a lot longer than they should and usually ends up with the guy breaking up with the girl.
Chad cheated on Anna and she stayed with him. Virginity effect am I right?
Derrick puts Chloe through so much I swear the only thing holding their relationship together is the virginity effect
Donny punched his girlfriend and they’re still not broken up. It’s gotta be the virginity effect keeping her with him.
Derrick puts Chloe through so much I swear the only thing holding their relationship together is the virginity effect
Donny punched his girlfriend and they’re still not broken up. It’s gotta be the virginity effect keeping her with him.
by Jmilly July 1, 2020
Get the The Virginity Effect mug.This proven ideal is that people living in the Northern Panhandle of West Virginia are two or more years behind in society, but live only one half mile from two adjoining states. If a certain line of clothing and/or jewelry is popular now in those two adjoining states, rest assured it will not catch on until 2011 in the WV panhandle. Additionally to that, all teenage boys seem to have red hair and the traditional bowl cut from the mid to late 1990's and wear black tennis shoes to all occassions. Women in this epidemic seem to have a fetish for Looney Tunes T's and/or other cartoons.
"Hey man, isn't this Aeropostale shirt sweet?"
reply: "yeah man, if it was 2001"
"why is he wearing black tennis shoes to the homecoming?"
reply: "because he's a card carrying member of the West Virginia Panhandle Epidemic"
reply: "yeah man, if it was 2001"
"why is he wearing black tennis shoes to the homecoming?"
reply: "because he's a card carrying member of the West Virginia Panhandle Epidemic"
by denyalluwantbutitstrue January 20, 2009
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