Albanian truck stop

The Albanian Truck stop is the action of shoving an exhaust pipe from a Mercedes NG85 up one’s anus and expelling the fumes out one’s mouth. Can be used for sexual pleasure or to torture people who have not paid their debts.

Agim lost the money he owed the Albanian mafia so they gave him an Albanian truck stop so he would learn his lesson

by anonymous August 13, 2024

North Dakota Truck Stop

The North Dakota Truck Stop is any sexual act performed in a car at a truck stop or rest area.

OMG! What are they doing?
That's just a good old fashion North Dakota Truck Stop, let em go.

by Big-Dumb1983 June 15, 2020

truck stop mosaic

when you splatter against the backboard of the commode and leave a big stain for the next guy

I wouldn’t go in there right now my truck stop mosaic is still drying.

by z4ynex June 25, 2024

truck stop blues

When that lot lizard got you worked up but you don’t hit it because you ran out of penicillin.

Im over here at jubitz with the truck stop blues.

by Billy cheese steak October 14, 2019

Truck stop enema

When you shit water splashes up into your asshole

My turd hit the water and the splash hit me before the hatch closed. I gave myself a truck stop enema.

by Nsw16 April 12, 2023

Truck Stop Rainbow

The simultaneous presence of feces, urine, and blood in the stall of a truck stop bathroom. Like other rainbows, the Truck Stop Rainbow only appears when the proper conditions exist. Blood-laced feces, bloody noses suffered as part of a massive colon evacuation, accidentally peeing blood, involuntary defecation and urination as a result of injury, and open sores can all contribute to the formation of the Rainbow.

Opening a bathroom stall and finding the floor soaked in urine and errant feces, and the toilet itself bespecked in fecal bits, mini puddles of urine, and dots of blood indicating an anal spray pattern. This is certainly a sighting of a rare Truck Stop Rainbow}

by mrwinston June 4, 2011