toilet bowl scholar

Someone who researches a topic during a bowel movement, finds literature that aligns with their uneducated morals and immediately becomes an “expert,” on any given subject.

Sally made a comment based on her toilet bowl scholar degree.

by Dorian2555 July 13, 2024

toilet Bowl-Beaked Bird

Pelican

The toilet bowl-beaked bird played with the hornets.

by Ereck Flowers March 30, 2015

Toilet Bowl Hoe

A hoe, typically trashy who believes all the lies that people feed her saying she's all that

steph is such a Toilet Bowl Hoe, all her clients tell her all this hot shit and she believes it

by Steezmiester June 30, 2020

Toilet Bowl Bungee

When a male sticks his penis in the toilet bowl and flushes.

Person 1: I heard lester did the toilet bowl bungee with tom
Person 2: thats so gross

by Anononononoyus April 10, 2022

Burgundy dirty toilet bowl

When a chicks on the rag and pisses in te toilet and never flushes

I walked in to a public restroom stall and saw the burgundy dirty toilet bowl

by Burgundy dirty toilet bowl November 30, 2013

Tallahassee Toilet Bowl

A man having sex with a woman in a bathroom pulls out before he climaxes and cums on the toilet bowl, the woman proceeds to lick it up off the toilet bowl.

While I was giving Shelby the flying squirrel, I pulled out to make her a Tallahassee Toilet Bowl.

by SavageSmack November 15, 2016

Toilet bowl

When you get that thick ass rim job from lil shawty in town.

“Hey shawty, fancy a good toilet bowl?”

by Slapacrombe December 11, 2017