Turd Tapper

Slang for a homosexual, Southern man, residing in Aston PA.

Man... Duke is such a Turd Tapper. He just loves the gooey man chocolate!

by Rodney1 December 19, 2016

Crap Tapper

Idiot who can't take a dump without emailing/txting someone from his blackberry.

Hey Crap Tapper, its hard for me to time my own shit off the tapping of your blackberry?

by Steve da G-Man July 17, 2008

Jam Tapper

A nickname given to James Tappenden

"hey James, . . i mean Jam Tapper" =

by Jam Tapper August 05, 2009

table tapper

Someone who uses a table as a drumkit.

"jake, stop table tapping, you table tapper"

by ,Alice--x December 15, 2007

Foot tapper

To describe closeted Republican homosexuals who like to cruise public toilets, i.e., airports, parks, malls, etc... for fwangs. In dire need to suck a fwang in public cruising places.

Person 1: Hey girl! Did you hear about that foot tapper senator? I heard he was caught doing it in the can!

Person 2: I heard he denied the allegations. That damn bigot!

Person 1: Yeah, I know girl!

by Imar Sumlyn September 01, 2007

Ball Tapper

When taking a shit the log is so long that it taps your balls while it falls into the bowl.

Man I just took a dump and that shit was a ball tapper!

by Infidelc April 14, 2010

Tapper AF

When you are beyond savage to a person of inferior intellect, usually in front of a crowd or television audience.

Synonyms: Savage, Ferocious, Vicious, Brutal
Antonyms: Tame, Civilized, Humane

Did you see Stephen Miller on CNN? Jake was Tapper AF! Miller must be so embarrassed!

Sally lied to my manager to get me in trouble. I'm going Tapper AF on Sally!

by Trancelot January 07, 2018