munson sump pump

a person who spends most of their waking hours in the basement. They piss in a cup and dump it out of the basement window.

Why is the grass dead by this window?

Ken was pulling a Munson sump pump again!

by The fun bunch May 8, 2018

Sumped

Sumped is the past tense of simp

I sumped for Draco Malfor

by Yourmomsfuckbuddy December 22, 2020

Sump

Someone you must please

Person 1: Oh my God she is definitely sump

Person 2: I know right

by Melissa 101 September 14, 2020

Sump

One of Trumps many sycophantic white house staff, who get such a raging boner from his position of power they basically act like he can do no wrong and will defend his position at the cost of everything; behaving like a simp only much worse, hence the term Sump.

Mitch McConnell: "Dude it's been almost 5 minutes and no-ones licked Trumps asshole! Where the hell is Seb Gorka?"

Mike Pence: "Nah, he's gone bro! Trump fired him, he was way too much of a Sump!"

by GatorBoy96 August 9, 2020