shake the weight

verb: to masturbate (male) or to give a man a hand job. A reference to the TV infomercial product, ShakeWeight.

Man 1: Dude, wanna go shake the weight?

Man 2: Nah man, I'm going to get some pussy tonight. Have fun though.

by InfomercialKing January 25, 2010

shake the table

The act of causing conversation or starting drama.

Kira told everyone that Derek and Raya have been secretly dating! She loves to shake the table!

by septembereighth September 21, 2018

shake the rice

The act of wanking off, asian style.
Generally includes the use of chopsticks and soya sauce.

TIME TO SHAKE THE RICE!! WOOOOOT!

by Invisible Cunt January 22, 2011

Shake the Room

Throw that ass back

Bounce that Ass back

Yo Ashley shake the room
Yo Carol SHAKE THE ROOM

by NYC_ Prince April 28, 2020

shake the sheets

a phrase used to describe a man and women gettin' down and dirty in bed. also see "bed rock"

i want to shake the sheets with her all night

by bbbbbmmmmgggg November 4, 2013

shake the bird

To urinate (males only).

That Red Bull went right through me, I gotta shake the bird.

by RollingBlock December 19, 2018

Shake the beaver

When a chick is out in the bush (biking or hiking etc) and needs to pee, then she 'shakes the beaver' to encourage the drip dry process because there's nothing to wipe with

Sorry I took so long, I needed to pee and I had to shake the beaver for a bit because I haven't shaved for a while.

by GirlBikeLife March 31, 2022