Airborne Seaweed Herpes

It's the diseases that the boys have .. It's a mixture of stds , bad kissing skills , small dicks and a bit of asshole syndrome with a touch of douche all rolled into one . It is rife throughout the Durban area and many other costal areas

"Would you go home with him?" "eww no he has airborne seaweed herpes"

by bum :p November 20, 2014

seaweed afro head

Is a person with big curly hair, usually out of control and pertaining more than just one color.

" I hate sitting behind her. I cannot see the board past her big seaweed afro head."

" Let's just hide the blunt in her seaweed afro head. They would never be able to find it."

by JULIAGULIA92 November 15, 2011

Japanese Seaweed Monster

Wrapping your girl entirely in seaweed, except her pussy and fucking her.

Yesterday my girlfriend became a Japanese Seaweed Monster

by anuslasgna April 10, 2015

Roll the seaweed

A phrase used by ghetto junkies usually when they need a break to consume some cocaine by rolling a paper and snorting it.

Gareth: Ayo bruv das some lit ass shit you sayin.
Nick: Ye ye das some good stuff I know holmes. Ayo listen Imma go and roll the seaweed you dig?
Gareth: Gotchu lil bro, go pleasure your self

by deathcop4000 June 13, 2018

seaweed

50% sea
20%weed
30% disgusting

"look at that seaweed! It looks like sea and weed!"

by platypusthegod March 7, 2023

Seaweed soup

A dish that Jhope's father used to feed him 5 days a week. Now he can recognize the texture and smell of seaweed soup immediately.

Jhope: Hey is that seaweed soup?
Jin: Yes, why?
Jhope: I can recognize the smell and texture from miles away.

by ehoonlover January 26, 2023

Seaweed Brain

An annoying and/or stupid, idiotic person with beautiful sea green eyes.

Seaweed brain is so annoying!

by Iloveseaweedbrain November 22, 2024