little kid: "Dad, wheres Santa?"
Drunken Dad: "That fat bastard ain't real, go back to bed"
little kid: (dreams officially crushed)
Drunken Dad: "That fat bastard ain't real, go back to bed"
little kid: (dreams officially crushed)
by dreamcrushedboy December 24, 2010
Get the Santamug. see Satan
a big,fat red fuck who teaches greediness,wanton-ness,and lust and stands in the way of the truth blotting it out by obscuring it with his enormously fat ass and head
teaches blatant consumerism
a big,fat red fuck who teaches greediness,wanton-ness,and lust and stands in the way of the truth blotting it out by obscuring it with his enormously fat ass and head
teaches blatant consumerism
by kool aid December 8, 2003
Get the Santamug. 
Title and nickname of Santa Claus, though he is the antithesis of a Saint. Santa Claus is actually the current incarnation of the Babylonian tyrant Nimrod. Stands for commercialism and oppression.
by Iggy Hazard January 16, 2004
Get the santamug. Really, Santa? The letters H and O are 6 letters away in the alphabet.
HO HO HO= 6 6 6 merry xmas bitch
HO HO HO= 6 6 6 merry xmas bitch
by 8Chris8 March 5, 2011
Get the Santamug. A form of paedophilia which the paedophile goes to the child for some special presents (usually something expensive). Consequences are that they don't have enough money and the kids get clickbaited or they end up becoming skint.
by Deadboydoor517 July 2, 2021
Get the santaingmug. by RealAndGoodDebateFacts December 21, 2020
Get the Santamug.