SALTS

Smile A Little Then Stop

An alternative to 'LOL' unless you are Laughing Out Loud

"tells a joke"
"SALTS!"

by Alison Poon December 17, 2011

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SALT

Acronym for Sex At Lunch Time.

We had salt in his office on the desk.

by givememore January 12, 2009

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Salt thrower, Throwin salt, salty bitch/nigga: Ones who partake in but not limited 2: hating, talking shit, cock blocking, being stank, playa hatin, acting like they kno, bein 2faced, stuck up, ignorant, actin like they shit dont stank, etc

"why would u do something like tht trev?" Trev:"2 bad i didnt" Jim:"she acts like she knows" Trev:"yeah, salty bitch, i gotta go 2 the doctor now, my sodium level is dangerous"

by TmoFnRev May 5, 2010

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Salted

To be completely and thoroughly intoxicated, as if for the first time. Salted defines the world of drunken hurt that awaits for a newb out for a binge with their friends. Rooted in the Rockies, it stems from the idea that an LDS person from Salt Lake City would not normally drink, so if you happen to convince them, they would go far over their heads and spend the rest of the night hugging the toilet.

Shit man, I can't believe Sara is drinking! She's getting completely salted tonight!

by KissKissBangBang77 November 23, 2010

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