ORPHAN TEARS

We popped the top, we know what was in it
Yeah, we were all so stupid to sip it
Orphan Tears are so hallucinogenic
I took one drink and saw a two-headed midget (Hey!)

Then the room filled with colors and shapes
And suddenly DeeJay was covered in snakes
Oh snap, and what made it worse
Was I swear I saw a unicorn humping a Smurf

Then a rainbow appeared out of Wax's ass
He passed some gas and it snapped in half
Yo, Deejay! Are you still there?
Yeah, I'm trying to up with this girl in a wheelchair
Alright chill there, I think I'm bulimic Carebear might pick a fight with Jesus
I don't believe it, I'm gonna be sea sick
These Orphan Tears are about to make me trip

Little children, near and far
Don't know where your parents are
Cry directly in this jar
I will drink it at the bar
(Sip sippin' on Orphan Tears)
(Sip sip sippin' on Orphan Tears)
(Sip sippin' on, sip sip sippin' on)
(Sippin' sippin', sippin' on Orphan Tears)

These Orphan Tears got me feeling like I ain't felt before
I tried to bust a move but fell asleep on the dance floor
(Hey dude, get up!)
I swear I saw Bill Cosby like, "Hello, with the pudding!"

I ran to the bathroom, everything's in slow-mo
I couldn't throw up 'cause the toilet bowl called me a homo (Homo!)

Little children, near and far
Don't know where your parents are
Cry directly in this jar
I will drink it at the bar

"Hay how did u get the Orphan tears?"
Well Orphan tears is a song and I got the tears from Orphans crying and when they cry they produce liquid

by >Orphan tears< March 8, 2022

facebook orphan

Any child who is left to their own devices with respect to entertainment and basic social needs due to a parent or guardian spending countless unproductive hours on social networking websites, resulting in an impaired ability to socialize with other humans. Often can be seen having lengthy conversations with him/herself and inanimate objects intended for play such as dolls, stuffed Muppet characters and thomas the train sets.

Lady #1 at bus stop: Have you noticed that Johnny has a really hard time relating to the other kids? For heaven's sake, he can't even do the Cotton-Eye-Joe!

Lady #2 at bus stop: Yeah, well, his mom got a new laptop to celebrate her recent divorce and he's become another facebook orphan.

by spazaroni February 11, 2009

blood orphan

A self-made orphan by way of violently murdering their own parents and then bathing and/or consuming the parents' blood.

What Daddy Warbucks didn't know was that Annie was actually a blood orphan.

by Madtracula August 29, 2018

Dutch orphan

The act of silently farting in a group of people, then sneaking off to leave the abondoned smell to be credited to someone else in the group.

Jack squeaked out a Dutch orphan before heading off to the bathroom. When he got back the room had cleared and an argument over who supplied the smell had started.

by Squeedlyspooch July 24, 2010

Thanksgiving orphan

Someone who has nowhere to go on Thanksgiving because they are far away from family and friends. A Thanksgiving orphan is someone who is taken in by friends or another family to share in the Thanksgiving feast.

"When I was in college, my neighbors took me in as a Thanksgiving orphan."

by Jenny Manning December 15, 2008

Orphan Tears

The best Your Favorite Martian song, and if you don't agree you can suck this moby dick mf!

Guy A: "I just finished watching Orphan Tears! To hat shit was dope!"
Guy B: "Fuck you"

by Jeef The Dumbass June 6, 2022

Orphan Key

Many people have a stash of old keys in a drawer or cabinet for "future use." Some keys have been there so long that you no longer remember what they're for. A bike lock? An old car? A cabinet at work? These are Orphan Keys.

"Honey, can we get rid of those stupid Orphan Keys in the strong box?"

"Absolutely not! One of them might open that safe we buried in the back yard during the Nixon administration...if we can find it."

by Peter Kobs August 25, 2009