News of the world

A nasty malicious gossip who aims to smear reputations and has nothing better to do than have her / his tongue wag until their lips and eyes drop off. Bothersome. Sad with no life of their own.

News of the World is here. Watch what you say. It be in the local rag before you can fart.

News of the world by GabbyJo November 13, 2023

I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news

A phrase said before someone says something very unfortunate. If a guy says this to a lady or vice versa, they might be about to do an unexpected breakup because one of them did something that the other person REALLY didn't like, or it could be used in any situation where bad news just needs to be given. For example, it could also be said when a big and exciting event is about to end or just before a very life-changing event that might possibly ruin the other guy's life forever.

Guy 1: I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but the year that you really liked and wanted to last forever, 2014, is coming to a close in a few days! So sorry dude, but every single old thing has to come to an end!

Guy 2: Really? But I hope 2015 will also be awesome!

I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news by Steve820 December 28, 2014

In other news, the sky is blue

A great alternative to boring sentences like "thanks, Captain Obvious" or "no shit, Sherlock."
When someone says something so obvious that it should be more common knowledge than the color of the sky.

"holy shit guys i just realized that rage against the machine is advocating against capitalism"
"in other news, the sky is blue"

In other news, the sky is blue by Long Sohn Jilvers October 31, 2021

the 6 o'clock news 

A very bad prank.

When someone's asleep, you pull down their pants, stick a newspaper in their ass, and light the newspaper on fire.

Man... my ass still hurts from the 6 o'clock news...

the 6 o'clock news by phantom_x1986 March 9, 2007

My Source for News, Opinion, and the World

Abbreviation for MS NOW, an American cable news channel owned by Versant, a Comcast controlled company formed from the spinoff of NBCUniversal's cable networks. Launched on July 15, 1996, and headquartered at 229 West 43rd Street in Manhattan, the channel primarily broadcasts rolling news coverage and liberal-leaning political commentary.

MSNBC would rebrand as MS NOW (a backronym of "My Source for News, Opinion, and the World

My Source for News, Opinion, and the World by SMPrice80 November 16, 2025

The Newsted 

A haircut that is shaved underneath, and long on top, like bassist Jason Newsted's during his early Metallica years. It became re-popularized in the early-to-mid 2000-teens. Hipsters and worship pastors love it.

Dude #1: I just got a new haircut

Dude #2: What kind?

Dude #1: The Newsted

Dude #2: Awesome!

The Newsted by grthompson June 1, 2017

raping the newsfeed 

When two or more people decide to ignore personal messages and Facebook chat and have a conversation only through wall posts. These wall posts come up in the news feed and annoy other Facebook users. There are differing degrees, but 'raping the newsfeed' is an extreme case.

I really wish Suzy and Bobby would stop raping the newsfeed!

raping the newsfeed by TiasDias February 21, 2011