The metric system

A Superior system that America is to stupid to use

World:let's use the metric system

USA:wuts that

by DARKNESS RISING April 17, 2020

do not feed the metroids

a simple statement, warding off those who think metriods are cute, and look hungry. metroids feed off of the life forces of other living creatures. feeding them your rations might reek havoc upon thier specialized digestive systems. also, if a metroid sucessfully recieves energy from any meal, it grows in size and strength. so by feeding a metroid in a holding tank, you are helping it escape.

if you are stupid enough to want to feed a metroid, why dont you just jump in the tank , and let it eat you?

by alex r June 4, 2005

meet the mets

Get high. Used to be a popular saying in New York because people would get a chance to meet the New York Mets. There is also a song that goes meet the mets greet the mets, however it is slang for using drugs. Mainly Marijuana.

Yo first we gotta pickup a philly then were gonna meet the mets.

I can't wait to get out of school, cuz were gonna meet the mets.

Im sorry I came home late hunny, I met the mets with jake.

by cappdoodledoo May 14, 2011

sucking on the metal dong

Vaping

You pussies are in the bathroom sucking on the metal dong?

by Tidizzle October 2, 2017

off the meter

Very good, awesome, great.

That party was off the meter.

That girls ass is off the meter.

by resk March 1, 2005

balls to the metal

This phrase is a combination of balls to the wall and pedal to the metal. It is used to describe the reckless courage displayed by an automobile driver who performs death-defying driving maneuvers to escape pursuing law enforcement.

Guy 1: Did you see Vanishing Point last night?

Guy 2: Yeah, Kowalski really put his balls to the metal and left those cops in the dust!

by grovemeister July 23, 2008

The Metamucil

When you are going doggy-style on a girl, you give her a donkey punch. Then, while she is stunned, you reach into her anus and pull out her large intestine, string it around her neck, and strangle her to the point of passing out. Her passing out causes a tightening of the vaginal canal and a pleasurable sensation.

i gave that bitch the metamucil last night. her mum walked in so i donkey-punched her and gave her the metamucil aswel.

by BRIAN KID July 7, 2006