The midwife manlet is an inherently effeminate, dwarfishly diminutive and laughably lowly little manlet boy who ineffectively assists women in childbirth by immediately passing out as soon as the delivery begins, before then being repeatedly dipped into a small cup of povidone-iodine solution and used as a surgical rag by one of the attending grown-up medical professionals during the course of the parturition. After the procedure is completed, the gory and severely stunted sleeping sissy midwife manlet is usually thrown out with the rest of the biomedical waste or briefly stored in a doggy bag to be later fed to one of the nurses' hungry chihuahuas as a bite-sized snack. The life of a midwife manlet is short, just like the girlish midwife manlet herself.
Manmore doctor 1: Hey, what's that rustling in the biomedical waste dumpster over there? Manmore doctor 2: It's probably just a trashed midwife manlet. I'll just pee into the dumpster real quick and then we can go play some golf! Manmore doctor 1: The dumpster must be like a cathedral to that preposterously petite runt of a pipsqueak prison wife manlet princess. Manmore doctor 2: Manlets rise up!
by ManletDepreciator September 29, 2024
Get the midwife manletmug. by fella with a thinker December 7, 2023
Get the manletmug. The minuscule sexy sissy manlet is a fabulous, flamboyant and girlishly dressed manlet of the night who has embraced his inherent effeminacy and instantly commands the attention of every Leather Daddy in the vicinity by incessantly twerking, what can in comparison to his preposterously peculiar petiteness only be described as an ample posterior, on top of fence posts or by shamelessly gyrating atop of sewing pins embedded into front lawns while wearing nothing but high heels and a skin-tight leopard g-string, thereby readily signalling his enthusiastic availability as a submissive power bottom twink manlet boy toy in exchange for high heels, height boosting insoles, stilts and step stools.
Leather Daddy 1: Hey, isn't that a sexy sissy manlet coquettishly pirouetting on top of that fence post over there? Leather Daddy 2: Are you sure? Hand me your magnifying glass. You're right, indeed it is! Leather Daddy 1: I think I saw a discarded step stool on the curb back there. We'll spit-roast that femininely frisky fairy but let's get a standing blowjob from him first as he's perilously perched upon his newly acquired step stool! Leather Daddy 2: Hahahahaha!
by ManletDepreciator August 27, 2024
Get the sexy sissy manletmug. The matriculated manlet is a silly, little manlet boy who is senselessly enrolled at a college or university. Here the completely delusional and diminutively dwarfed Oompa Loompa wastes his time (when not working shifts at the chocolate factory) by furiously staring at all the tall and happy couples who walk around the campus like the bitter and envious peewee manlet that he is, crying all alone in the girl's bathroom after being asked by campus security if he was there for Take Your Daughter to Work Day and if he had lost his daddy and by being stuffed into backpacks, lockers, trashcans, lunchboxes, drawers, toilets, empty cigarette packs, pencil cases and used condoms like the inherently effeminate and minusculely malformed midget manlet bully magnet that he was always destined to be. When not being examined microscopically while standing on a petri dish by horrified microbiology students, the matriculated manlet is free to indulge in his true passions of girlishly practicing his bumbling cheerdance routine in an effort to become the captain of the local manlet football cheer squad and undergoing a brutal hazing ritual in order to join the only fraternity that would accept him, the Sigma Beta Manlet, by engaging in a fight to the death against fourteen other oiled up, bikini-clad midgets in an electrified bird cage.
Emma: Hey, why is that matriculated manlet tearfully ranting about women while sitting in his BMW in the parking lot over there? I could barely understand his manletspeak. Why all of the manlet rage? Isabella: He approached me, introduced himself as the supreme gentleman and brusquely told me to get in his car so that I can delight in his fabulousness and magnificence. I simply looked down at him and laughingly called him a petite and utterly insignificant little manlet fairy and then he just ran away crying to his Manletmobile. Emma: Manlets, when will they learn?
by ManletDepreciator September 16, 2024
Get the matriculated manletmug. A manlet prostitute who markets his sad and submissive sexual services exclusively to Leather Daddies because obviously no woman is going to pay to have sex with a manlet. The petite and effeminate manlet of the night counter-intuitively plies his lowly trade in broad daylight in front of Lady Foot Lockers, where the sensationally stunted sissy manlet shamelessly prances around wearing nothing but lace panties, high heels and a training bra as he puffs on a Virginia Slims cigarette with both of his tiny, little hands while desperately hoping to earn some quick cash to get his fix of platform shoes and height boosting insoles. The manlet of the night's more affluent clientele can book a derisory and tenth-rate sissy manlet yacht party by inviting multiple manlets of the night to spend the day uselessly floating around in half nutshells in the unfortunate client's outdoor swimming pool while wearing microkinis and high heels as the girlishly giggling manlet boys oil each other up, frolic and play grab-ass like the diminutively elflike fairies that they are.
Sarah: Wow, it's really pouring down today! Hey, what's that scuttling around on the ground over there? Stacy: It appears to be a manlet of the night who has fashioned a used condom into an improvised raincoat. Sarah: Yuck! Manlets are just gross! Stacy: So true. Hahahahaha!
by ManletDepreciator August 27, 2024
Get the manlet of the nightmug. The completely and utterly delusional, laughably pathetic and farcical method of calculation by which the petite and effeminate runt of a sissy manlet boy unconscionably inflates his shamefully diminutive and dwarfish short stature.
Microscopic turbo-manlet: I'm 5ft4 - let's round that up to 5ft5. If I stand on my tippy toes, then I'm 5ft6. Plus, when I wear my favorite pair of high heels, I'm 5ft8. So that's basically 5ft10. If I now translate that into guy height, then I'm 6ft tall - finally a big boy (starts crying). Towering manmore: Just lol at you and your manlet mathematics. That's nothing more than spurious and elflike mental gymnastics. Manlets, when will they learn?
by ManletDepreciator August 19, 2024
Get the manlet mathematicsmug. The Manlet Detection Agency is a crucial government entity that seeks to, using the long arm of the law, squash the derisory emergence of a pint-sized manlet insurgency. The brave men and women of the Manlet Detection Agency work tirelessly to protect the community from the ever-present threat of a manlet uprising by relentlessly detecting manlets both online and irl. Suspected manlets are detained and then searched and stripped of any contraband like height boosting insoles and high heels. Subsequently the potential Little Criminals are meticulously measured and, if confirmed to be shorter than 5ft10 and therefore a soon-to-be prison wife manlet, the stunted manlets are arrested on the spot. Every lacking inch below 5ft10 is known to be reflected by an additional ten-year prison term in the girlish manlet's well-deserved sentence, which will be imposed upon the puny manlet by a fuming judge as the microscopic manlet boy stands small in a courtroom atop of his towering attorney's outstretched palm securely shackled by a string of dental floss.
Hey, isn't that the minuscule turbo-manlet Kevin Hart getting hemmed up by a heroic group of mobile task force agents from the Manlet Detection Agency? It sure is. That diminutively petite and astronomically effeminate sissy manlet is going to be sentenced to a billion years in the penitentiary. Hahahahaha!
by ManletDepreciator August 25, 2024
Get the Manlet Detection Agencymug.