Kms

What I will do to myself if I see another fucked up definition in this site containing some funny sounding word (I.e: splooge), yet it means some sort of messed up, sexual definition (splooge, according to the author of the word, means the sound created when you cum on something.). Also is the direct opposite, suicidal version of kys, used for when others telling you to jump off a bridge isn’t enough, you just GOTTA tell yourself to do it as well.

Person 1: “oy, you heard of this new phrase on urban dictionary called “no pedo”? It’s supposed to be a free pass in case someone thinks your a pedo after saying something only a pedo would say but you want to shoot down those claims and be sort of like the “no homo” phrase.”.
Person 2: “aight bro, imma just commit kms real quick after hearing that.”.

by Intoxicatedさむらいぢお January 8, 2023

Kms

Kiss/kissing my sister

Person 1: Dang bro, I really wanna kms right now
Person 2: Don't think like that..
Person 1: Think like what, I just wanna kiss my sister

by Hi_every0n3 June 20, 2022

kms

kiss myself

used to prank people

me: I'm so depressed, i wanna kms

stoopid guy: Pls dont do that ily <3 dont kill urself

me: im offended, why cant i kiss myself? ur just jealous of me

by simoneeeeee June 22, 2019

kms

abbreviation of the common term 'kill myself' which is most often used by privileged white kids who have no reason to use it but do it anyway because they want to seem like a bum

privileged white kid when they text their friends about not getting $250 for their birthday and instead getting $200: kms

by fuckith meith November 10, 2020

KMS

Kill myself

Bf: What would you do if I were to die?
You: I would kms

by toxicblood November 21, 2018

KMS

Kill my self

Kiss my shit

Man I hate this

You can go ahead and kiss my shit (KMS)

by Trashy;)) July 17, 2017

KMS

An acronym for Kiss My Swag.

Stoopid Girl: I like your music and all but I think you need Soulja Boy on the hook...
Talib Kweli: Girl please. KMS!
Stoopid Girl, dragging on her gum with her talons: Nigga you ain't shit!

Dick Rider: Dude them kicks are too fresh!
The Man: You know This! KMS!

by Kp-Spears June 8, 2009