A trio of gay brothers that your fucking annoying little sister probably loves because she's a dumbass snotty brat and isnt smart enough to realize that the sounds they emit with their instruments and 10 year voices are torture to normal people's ears. These girls should get a life and boyfriend that will actually be able to see in person and not in some gay video or pictures. To imitate Jonas Brothers is to be a fag that listens to gay music,pretends to like girls, molest you brothers and suck huge cocks. Get a life.Go listen to some Zeppelin or Pink Floyd.
by No nonsense October 18, 2009
One of the worst bands ever formed in the history of the world.
An insult to music, these assholes are worshiped by 12-year-old girls worldwide, who will "attack" you on the internet if you insulted the "perfect Jonas hotties."
Their attacks consist of:
-UR JUS JELOZ CUZ THEY R HOTTR THN U!!!1
-UR JUS AN UGLY OL MAN WHOS JELOS!!1
-UR R SO DUMB ND RETRDED!!1
They are typical Disney boy band shit, that deserves to die.
An insult to music, these assholes are worshiped by 12-year-old girls worldwide, who will "attack" you on the internet if you insulted the "perfect Jonas hotties."
Their attacks consist of:
-UR JUS JELOZ CUZ THEY R HOTTR THN U!!!1
-UR JUS AN UGLY OL MAN WHOS JELOS!!1
-UR R SO DUMB ND RETRDED!!1
They are typical Disney boy band shit, that deserves to die.
by greenpeas August 19, 2009
The epitomy of homosexuality, bad singing voices, and great hair. Unfortunately for them, most of the gay male faction does not like to go for such pansy fellows such as the Jonas Brothers.
Gee, you listen to the Jonas Brothers? You must be gay, just like they are. That's simply super-duper.
by Chancellor of the Universe January 08, 2009
guy 1: wow look at them fag bags...
guy 2: yeha there a bunch of ho bros
guy 3: fucking Jonas Brothers, they should suck my cock
guy 2+1: theyve probobly been there and done that
guy 2: yeha there a bunch of ho bros
guy 3: fucking Jonas Brothers, they should suck my cock
guy 2+1: theyve probobly been there and done that
by Fahh-Q July 07, 2010
a. Just another Disney channel money making tool that will make Disney money and like most Disney stars, be tossed aside when they starts to fall short of the marketing profits.
b. A band of preppy males who are targeted only towards the tween audience, and have been endorsed by Disney channel.
c. Tween music
D. Need I say more?
b. A band of preppy males who are targeted only towards the tween audience, and have been endorsed by Disney channel.
c. Tween music
D. Need I say more?
A. Bill: How long you give the Jonas Brothers?
Dave: I would say 3 or 3.5 years. Disney's stars are just getting worse and worse.
B. Joe: Jonas brothers? Who are they?
Chris: It's better not knowing. Disney Channel stars are just money makers for the Disney channel scumbags.
C. Kid: YAY!! Jonas Brothers!!!
Me: Jonas brothers? *Vomits*
D. Disney channel stars, nuff said.
Dave: I would say 3 or 3.5 years. Disney's stars are just getting worse and worse.
B. Joe: Jonas brothers? Who are they?
Chris: It's better not knowing. Disney Channel stars are just money makers for the Disney channel scumbags.
C. Kid: YAY!! Jonas Brothers!!!
Me: Jonas brothers? *Vomits*
D. Disney channel stars, nuff said.
by vysethethird April 17, 2010
by jonasbrothersaregay July 03, 2010
A gayband that recently gained fame, mostly through Disney; especially popular with preteen-young adult females(surprisingly). Most girls that are self-proclaimed fans are usually legally insane, mentally retarded, or just a plain Cockhead.
Many disagree that all three are gay, but it's been recently proven that they are. The proof- Joe Jonas broke up with Miley Cyrus after finding out she is a female(legally anyway) and realizing that since Miley is a he, he couldn't have a gay foursome with her and his brothers.
Many disagree that all three are gay, but it's been recently proven that they are. The proof- Joe Jonas broke up with Miley Cyrus after finding out she is a female(legally anyway) and realizing that since Miley is a he, he couldn't have a gay foursome with her and his brothers.
Preteen Girl: Oh my goood! Did you see the Jonas Brothers on Hannah Montana?
Random Male: Hell no, the Gayass brothers suck. So does Ciley Myrus.
Preteen Girl: It's Miley Cyrus.
Random Male: Who gives a damn, they're all gay fucks that Disney dished out for the retards.
Preteen Girl: Whatever. I'm going.
Random Male: Yeah you better go back to the insane asylum or something cause you actually enjoy those Gayass Brothers and that Dingy Wig girl.
Random Male: Hell no, the Gayass brothers suck. So does Ciley Myrus.
Preteen Girl: It's Miley Cyrus.
Random Male: Who gives a damn, they're all gay fucks that Disney dished out for the retards.
Preteen Girl: Whatever. I'm going.
Random Male: Yeah you better go back to the insane asylum or something cause you actually enjoy those Gayass Brothers and that Dingy Wig girl.
by Up4Ownage January 14, 2009