by gnizzle September 09, 2004
Nerd 1: zomgz, i just heard the news, jolt cola filed for bankruptcy!!!jolt cola bankruptcy is the worst thing ever!
Nerd 2:what!?!? NOOOOOOOOooooooo... Jolt cola was my lan life!!!!
Nerd 2:what!?!? NOOOOOOOOooooooo... Jolt cola was my lan life!!!!
by a human nerdy being November 26, 2009
(N.) All of the same sugar, with twice the caffine. In other words.... Liquid Sh*t in a can! Drinking this will have leave you with a 50% chance of instant death. Even the offical soda for gays "Faygo" and soda of the white ghetto, New York, "Bubba Cola" is better than this most likely.
Being under 20, I learned about Jolt Cola from Vh1. Thanks again, VH1's "I Love the 80's Strikes Back!" Coming Up Next, The Fly, My Little Pony, and the "Where's the Beef?" old bitch.
by G-Union October 31, 2003
I told the chick on the internet that I would like to "jolt her bones". Next thing I know, she's at the front door with a bottle of wine!
by Jim Inman August 29, 2006
V. To involuntarily awaken at 3 a.m. after a night of drinking. Most commonly experienced by middle aged people who used to use alcohol to help them sleep.
Got buzz jolted out of bed last night because of those whiskey shots and didn't get back to sleep until 5!
by Jack Burden June 07, 2015
A bodily reaction whereby you retch so violently your whole body jolts like you've been penetrated by a taser gun
The kiss was so bad, I vom-jolted and pretended I was epileptic to get away
When my beer-goggles cleared, I snuck out of bed before I vom-jolted and woke you up
Their sweet talk was so disgusting, I decided vom-jolting was not enough and penetrated myself with a taser gun
I vom-jolt every time you say my name
When my beer-goggles cleared, I snuck out of bed before I vom-jolted and woke you up
Their sweet talk was so disgusting, I decided vom-jolting was not enough and penetrated myself with a taser gun
I vom-jolt every time you say my name
by a la w September 21, 2013
To be visibly shocked, stunned, or otherwise made uncomfortable, typically in the context of having an unpleasant memory or experience brought up.
by leatherlier January 07, 2025