stroking the jetpack

Obviously this is referring to stroking your penis aka masturbating.

aggressive foreplay

jerking off on a airplane (3 mile high solo club)

defining, "stroking the jetpack." "i was stroking my jetpack while the hot gym teacher was inside her office.

ahhhh god damn dudeee thats grossss."

by TheRea_ist August 18, 2024

Jetpack Top

A shorter-than-average gay man who prefers to top instead of bottom. Comes from spooning, where the short guy is the "big spoon" to a taller partner.

"Isn't jake 5'6"? I thought he was a bottom."
"No, he's a jetpack top."

by mmetz April 2, 2025

jetpack joyride

when a woman is the big spoon (AKA jetpack) and is jerking his meat (AKA joyride)

“Hey baby, can I have a jetpack joyride tonight before bed?”

by wonky tonk March 19, 2025

Jetpack

The act of ejaculating so hard the bottom gets blown into the air like a bottle rocket

I gave your mom a jetpack and put a hole in the ceiling!

by Tony Shart February 10, 2020

Jetpack Joy Ride

When two consenting individuals put their bare asses together to touch buttholes, the Jetpack Joy Ride occurs when BOTH parties fart/pass gas simultaneously , thus creating opposing forces and the buttholes lift from each other but return back when the joy ride is over.

Me and Larry both did BIG FARtS at the same time, it made for a crazy Jetpack Joy Ride

by belibopter June 12, 2023

the Jetpack

Being the big spoon with a taller girl and releasing flatulence in the process

I‘ve had Taco Bell today, can I be the Jetpack later, Honey?

by EnriqueJVR May 20, 2022

Jetpack

When a couple, laying in bed, spooning positions are reversed from normal such that the shorter person is the big spoon.

Afterwards we fell asleep cuddling and Melissa was jetpack’in all night.

by Octo3.14 November 3, 2020