Damn that stupid beaner is a real porch greaser
Hablo ingles you porch greaser?!?!?!
"Did you see Jeff's yard the other day?" "Yeah it looks amazing, must be the new porch greaser he bought"
"Damn is that the new kind of porch greaser? Its darker than I expected it to be"
Hablo ingles you porch greaser?!?!?!
"Did you see Jeff's yard the other day?" "Yeah it looks amazing, must be the new porch greaser he bought"
"Damn is that the new kind of porch greaser? Its darker than I expected it to be"
by Aliendoodoo April 26, 2023
Noun. A promiscuous girl. One that is known to get many men off. A very wet and horny sexually active woman.
by RHP4 December 31, 2011
Hand-job given (or received) in a truck stop restroom with a random trucker you met on the CB radio while on the road.
Hey truckers...heading out eastbound on I-10 for next 3 days. Honk & flash high-beams if you're up for a toilet greaser. (Doug Stanhope)
by stinkyapples March 22, 2014
A spontaneous "Handjob" service produced by one male to another usually on the mutual grounds that both parties are straight and in need of relief
Hillbilly Job: "Yeah man, I'm telling yah, back in my day we would just get a quick toilet greaser after lunch and call it a day"
Jax: "you right"
Jax: "you right"
by Pussy mags July 21, 2016
Someone who “greases their cork”. One who sits there and uses grease on their cocks to jerk off for fun.
by Pussy69boy420 December 4, 2020
To drop a turd that requires signifciant, initial force due to a portion of the turd activing as a plug or cork similar to a Squirt Cork. After initial release due to partial Constipation the remainder of the Bowel Movement is followed by a quick, rapid release of semi-moist feces.
Harold rushed to the rest room only to discover he was slighly constipated but after a few minutes of pushing and straining, he finally ended up Busting a Greaser.
by Eaton Holgoode May 1, 2014
The stereotypical software developer that subsists on grinding Leetcode and memorizing how to do algorithms for interviews rather than write their own projects. Usually lacks passion for programming and just does it for that cash.
Hey, did you see that Leetcode greaser got asked a question in an interview that they didn't memorize? Yeah, bummer man...
by H&skell_Gigachad April 23, 2021