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grease the griddle

Using any impromptu, closest available, not labeled as a lubricant, lubricant as a lubricant during ass play.
"Eve, we dont have any astro-glide, but we have olive oil."

"Just grease the griddle, Adam."
by dirtydirtydirtydirtymind666 December 14, 2013
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grease the gears

Trying to decide on time and place to have some pre drinks before a night of debauchery
Hey boys/ladies where are we going "grease the gears" tonight?
by myboyblue! May 13, 2016
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slipped in the elbow grease

to accidentally break or damage beyond repair an expensive or inexpensive item while engaged in violent pounding of the pussy (thus explaining the work ethic).
Homie 1: Dog I was tearin' that pussy up on the couch last night,but we were so sweaty that i slipped and fell half way off the couch.

Homie 2: Wouldnt be called "fucking" if things like that didnt happen.

Homie 1: Well,I essentially did a kneedrop on my laptop cuz it was layin right next to the couch. The screen is totaled.

Homie 2: Daaaamn! You really slipped in the elbow grease on that one!

Homie 1: I'm sayin though.
by bob digitech October 4, 2008
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Grease the Musical

A phrase that can be interchanged for any profane word.
I failed my English Test... Grease the Musical!
by WiningsEnglishClass September 28, 2010
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Grease the High Board

The act of spitting out cum into the palm of your hand and reaching up and putting it on the erect penis above you.

Usually done to inflict pain on the male when the recipient was not warned of its arrival. Many men find it unpleasant or even painful to have their diving board touched after he shoots a hot load. But can be done to try to keep the erection stiff a bit longer and or encourage an additional orgasm.
A: "I can't believe he just shot in your mouth without asking. I hope you got him back good" "Hell yeah I did. I know how to grease the high board. You should have seen him squirm."

Sorry Baby; just use it to grease the high board. I think I can shoot another load.
by BoyTVLive January 26, 2012
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grease the pipe

a way of saying fap or mastrubate
When do you grease the pipe man ? I do it when I'm alone in the room.
by lethalgiangster January 31, 2019
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grease the pole

Bet someone is greasing the pole to that...
IL be greasing my pole to that later...
Grease the pole
by E snow23 January 18, 2023
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