1.Used when other comebacks just won`t work.
2.Used when playing video games to show your dominance.
2.Used when playing video games to show your dominance.
Bill: Pwned Nub choke on my throat yogurt you cum dumpster.
Fred: I might suck but yo momma suck my 5 dollar footlong.
Everyone else: Ohhhhhh...yo momma fight!
Fred: I might suck but yo momma suck my 5 dollar footlong.
Everyone else: Ohhhhhh...yo momma fight!
by Barkley-von-snouser October 3, 2008
Get the Suck my 5 dollar footlongmug. The very rare occasion that a fat hog is crossing the road and you just so happen to be riding a motorcycle. You would have to yell “sausage footlong baconator” right before you complete strike and brutally murder the hog
by Lukard_oh November 6, 2025
Get the Sausage footlong baconatormug. British dude 1: bro my teacher said use American measurements, but I don't know that shit since everyone else uses fucking metric, America is a cunt.
British dude 2: hey I got you fam, they use footlongs. One foot is one footlong.
British dude 1: mate, thanks
British dude 2: hey I got you fam, they use footlongs. One foot is one footlong.
British dude 1: mate, thanks
by I hate your life for you August 6, 2021
Get the Footlongmug. by Meeef roast March 14, 2024
Get the Footlong saladmug. 1) A foolish teenager who roams around Disney wearing a plastic Viking helmet while eating footlong hotdogs.
2) A fierce and ruthless Viking warrior that travels to foreign lands, conquering anyone in his path. Nicknamed for his footlong horse cock.
2) A fierce and ruthless Viking warrior that travels to foreign lands, conquering anyone in his path. Nicknamed for his footlong horse cock.
1)
Son: “Mom who’s that guy on the Dumbo ride?”
Mom: “That’s Sven the “Footlong” Conquerer, hold my hand and don’t make eye contact with him”
2)
Peasant Guy: “The village was raided last night, everyone’s dead or enslaved, and every house has been looted!!!”
Peasant Girl: “That was just Sven the “Footlong” Conquerer, and he conquered me good” *wink*
Son: “Mom who’s that guy on the Dumbo ride?”
Mom: “That’s Sven the “Footlong” Conquerer, hold my hand and don’t make eye contact with him”
2)
Peasant Guy: “The village was raided last night, everyone’s dead or enslaved, and every house has been looted!!!”
Peasant Girl: “That was just Sven the “Footlong” Conquerer, and he conquered me good” *wink*
by Carbohan March 3, 2019
Get the Sven the “Footlong” Conquerermug. by Kurtkorv September 15, 2019
Get the Footlongmug. A possibly world-record shattering turd that measures from end to end, at the very least, 12 inches.
Samantha: "Why were you laughing so hard in the bathroom?"
Barbara: "Holy shit, bitch. I just made a filthy footlong in there. I haven't flushed it yet - you wanna see?"
Samantha: "Hell no, that's disgusting! By the way, why the fuck is your name Barbara?"
Barbara: "Holy shit, bitch. I just made a filthy footlong in there. I haven't flushed it yet - you wanna see?"
Samantha: "Hell no, that's disgusting! By the way, why the fuck is your name Barbara?"
by anonguy654280 February 20, 2022
Get the Filthy Footlongmug.