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rocking the clap

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Slang for contracting gonorrhea.
I hooked up with a chick last week and now I'm rocking the clap.
by Boobrella April 21, 2006
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stay out out of someones business or to stay off someone as in “ im on you” or to stop ducking or accusing.
I told you where I live so , Off the clap .
by Fumersai January 26, 2018
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The Goof-Clap

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The outrageously wack hairstyle typical of fuck boys, douche-bags, hipsters and goofs. The goof-clap is where the sides and back of your hair are shaved to stubble or skin, and a short tuft of hair on the top of your head is all that remains. Unless you have been living in a bomb shelter all your life, you have definitely seen individuals sport this hairstyle before. Popular (but not exclusive) within youth culture as a means of feeling a sense of community and belonging. If you sport the goof-clap and are proud of it: you should perpetually feel miserable for the rest of your life. If genocide of haircuts was at all possible or feasible, I would fully endorse it to ensure the eradication of this continuing to be a prominent hairstyle of both males and females.

See also: Undercut, Rugrats cut, Macklemore cut.
Human 1: Man, that guy over there could not stop talking about the accumulation of money, women and material possession. Surely he is not as vapid and superficial as he portrays himself to be...
Human 2: You mean the fuck boy over there with the goof-clap? Surprise surprise.
by bewbays January 24, 2016
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When you shake your body forward and backward vigorously to make a clapping sound when your testicles smack off your ass and pelvic area
I had the whole party laughing when i did the Nut Clap.
by Tim And Chris February 16, 2003
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The Callaghan Clap

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Originated by the man, the myth, the legend, Bill Callaghan. The Clap is what Bill uses to signify that the drink is on him at the wonderful JJ Bubbles. If you're not paying attention, Bill will wait and start to get angry that you're not acknowledging him, or he will simply give you the "Air Clap" from a distance.
We're going to Bubbles and hopefully the Callaghan Clap is in full effect.
by Ridge March 5, 2005
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The Caucasian Clap

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One of the many ways that you, too, can dance like a white guy. It's simple: Raise your hands in the air and clap repeatedly, more or less to the beat. Akin to the Point to the Lord and the Cracker Squirm.
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clap the pony

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*verb* To finger-fuck a female, referring to the hairy mound.
"My dearest Felicity, do you mind if I clap the pony ?"
by Moyz January 16, 2008
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