Laying your woman down, and draping your balls over her eyes in such a way that the bridge of her nose splits your testes, and each ball covers an eye.
by Octopus Pussy February 09, 2020
by Scavfox April 13, 2022
"how's your new girlfriend bro"
"She's... A hell of a lot more interesting than my last. She has a blindfold kink"
"Damn that's hot"
"She's... A hell of a lot more interesting than my last. She has a blindfold kink"
"Damn that's hot"
by Simpmag February 22, 2021
While getting a bj, tell your girlfriend (or guyfriend if that is your preference) that you are going to unload a stream of cream. Right before you do this, pull your junk out of their oral cavity and shoot your partner right in the eyes. He/She will be unable to see, and congratulations...you just gave someone a Blindfold! (Ed. Note - If you would like to give someone the gift of an eyepatch, you just release your stream into only one eye. Hilarity ensues either way!)
Honey....oh yeah baby...thats great...I'm gonna do it...HAHA BITCH! BLINDFOLD! (Or eyepatch, if you so prefer.)There you have it, The Blindfold and The Eyepatch.
by Zachary S. September 30, 2007
Before you engage in sexual intercourse you blindfold yourself and your partner then take a vacuum cleaner and suck out the juices of your cock and your partners cock/vagina and stick in it your ass and put the vacuum on reverse/blow.
by Louie Sanchez September 19, 2007
Arminian Blindfold-When a girls so drunk she falls asleep while your bangin her, you give her an arminian blinfold, finish on her eyes so when she wakes up her eyelids are sealed shut with jizz.
by big red bacca December 23, 2013
by missispokes April 28, 2009