The Bird Feeder

A sexual act consisting of simultaneously ejaculating inside your partner's vagina whilst vomiting in her mouth.

Variations of this act include "The Dirty Bird Feeder" which employs a similar method but in the classic 69 position.

Dude, I totally gave your sister the bird feeder last night!

That bird last night was so minging I accidentally gave her the bird feeder.

The wife wanted to try new things in bed but was less than happy when I tried The Bird Feeder out on her without prior warning.

by Noise Boy November 18, 2011

The bird is the word

The new internet fad "The Bird Is The Word". Originally known as a popular 1960's song(Surfin bird). After the family guy episode "I Dream Of Jesus", the internet fad as grown in a matter of days.

Player1: Hey have you heard the word?
Player2: What word?
Player1: That the bird is the word that the bird is the word that the bird is the word.

by Dylan O James January 18, 2009

The bird is poppin

When you get way too excited and pop a huge one downstairs

Bro, I just saw Remdawg and the bird is poppin!

by Johnnyremmell October 5, 2018

The Bird is the Word

The subtitle to a classic song by the Trashmen, titled "Surfin' Bird."
Most people had never heard of it prior to a 2008 Episode of Family Guy, in which Peter Griffin could not stop listening to, and singing along with the song.

"Don't you know about the bird?"
"Yeah, everybody knows that the bird is the word."

by Skittles135 March 29, 2009

The Bird Cult

The Bird Cult is a growing society. You get initiate by the two Bird Popes. Yes it is very weird to have two popes but it is always a good idea to split up the power. The Bird Popes bless a bottle of water and then there is an initiationprocess. The levels of the Bird Cult in order are Nun, Priest, Bishop, Arch Bishop, Assistant to the Pope, and if a special occasion occurs where a Pope resigns the next most qualified member will be trained as Pope. In the case that there are two people equally qualified for the position there will be a test all about the culture and history of the Bird Cult. The member with the highest score will be named Pope. The values of the Bird Cult are simple Love, Peace, Hard work, and Respect For The Birds. There is only one thing we do not approve of... Bees. We have to respect them to keep the peace but every once in a while a war will be initiated. The Birds never attack the Bees they just always attack us. Like I said the Birds have values and one of them is Peace. We always respect the warriors who die. On a different note there is a language in the works for the Bird Cult. Some of the things that will get you kicked out: disrespecting the birds, worshipping the bees, not respecting our values, or disrespecting other cultures. The last thing the Bird Cult wants is to disrespect other cultures and religions.

Girl : I was just initiated into the bird cult society!
Guy : Oh my gosh! So was I!
Girl: So you're a Nun too?!
Guy: Yeah... I'm kind of nervous though I'm not great with learning languages...

Girl: Don't worry about it! I can help you study! Plus as Nun's we only have to memorize the first ten numbers!

Guy: Oh that's a relief can you help me study right now?
Girl: Of Course!

Guy: So as we climb up the ranks we should help each other.
Girl: Sure why not!
Guy: Why did you join?
Girl: I respect their values. Love and Peace is really my style. What about you?
Guy: I really like Birds and am really afraid of bees. They suck...
Girl: Same! But we should get back to getting ready for our initiate test!
Guy: Yeah you're right...
Random Person: What the heck is a Bird Cult?
Girl: It's not a Bird Cult i's THE Bird Cult.
Guy: Yeah it's a society that worships birds but it's really respectful to other cultures!
Girl: Yeah they're like really legit they even have a language!
Guy: They have good values and only dislike the bee's.
Girl: Let's just say the two don't get along very well.
Random Guy: So you don't sacrifice babies or cats or stuff like that?
Guy: NO WAY!! The Bird Cult is way respectful.
Random Guy: Hey that sounds pretty awesome! I think I might join!
Girl: You should! You would be a Nun just like us! Then we could all help each other!
Random Guy: Wow that sounds like an amazing idea! And I've already met so many amazing new people!

by The_Real_Bird_Pope October 4, 2018

The Bird and the Cage Theory

A metaphor for when two people are in a relationship and Person 1 feels like they are a bird wanting to fly but are trapped inside of a cage (aka: Person 2).

It is basically a great way of telling someone you want to break-up due to your animalistic nature of being wild and free and not wanting to be tied down to them.

Anne: "Ricky, I'm feeling like our relationship is based off the Bird and the Cage theory.
Ricky: "Wait, what do you mean?"
Anne: "I mean that I'm a bird and you're a cage; I just want to fly."
Ricky: "Oh... *sobs uncontrollably*

by MrPringle007 September 24, 2014

the bird feeder

when a man lays on his back, shoots his cum into his belly button, then has the woman suck it out.

last night i totally did the bird feeder with my girlfriend.

by Señor Rivera February 4, 2010