Mama Asp is the poster child for all that is smart and wise. She was the inspiration for Abraham Lincoln when he created the term "MILF". Mama Asp is a cheer mentor by day, and a chainsmoking, motorcycle riding, thot slaying, drug dealer by night. We all love her and were are all grateful to have her.
by UnderAgeMilf December 14, 2018
Get the Mama Aspmug. I prefer natural remedies over that asp-arin crap --- who wants to ingest "extract of asp", anyway???
by QuacksO August 26, 2018
Get the asp-arinmug. a thing my school calls an "at school suspension" they dont wanna say ass bc we're immature. a dumbass punishment you get for stupid reason run by stupid ass people at the front office with a dick in their ass. usually a lot of people up there mainly muslim kids. more common for boys . all the front office does is eat and talk about food all day. the bitchass principal usually isn't even there.
by niggermonkey2 March 19, 2019
Get the ASPmug. by sillysolimity June 1, 2024
Get the aspmug. An acronym for 'At Some Point.' In colloquial use, most people would follow it with "..... " to imply that they'll get to something or do something later--probably not at all. In practice, it serves as an antithetical synonym to ASAP. Whereas 'ASAP' implies immediate action, 'ASP' is quite the opposite -- the likelihood of action is extremely low -- you're getting blown off... Conveniently, 'ASP' is also a plausible typo of 'ASAP' further adding to its popularity when responding to a boss's requests.
by n mck May 21, 2019
Get the ASPmug. 