Thomas the Tank Engine

The act of rubbing your face in a girls titties while pulling on her hair and yelling "toot" "toot"

"dude i cant believe you thomas tank engined Roxanne last night!"

"yo those titties would be so nice to thomas the tank engine!"

by NA874W December 9, 2008

The Terry Thomas

The act of ejaculating up a partner's anus, then having it fired on to the face with ferocious wind, whilst one screams "You Bounder!"

"The missus and me did the Terry Thomas last night"

"Did you?"

"Yep, Nailed me like a power hose"

by Clarence Poncington Smythe 3rd December 15, 2008

Thomas the King

The greatest friend a smeg-lord could have. Tall, dark and handsome, just like his rectal tubes. His advice is as useful as uncle irohs and his humour exceeds that of Jeffrey Epstein (a notoriously funny fella). He knows where madelaine mccaine is.

Ethan: Where is thomas the king?
Henry: He's out getting hella bitches

by ColdPorridge November 16, 2022

Thomas the Tanker

Rhyming slang for wanker. Used as an insult.

That guy over there is a right Thomas.

by Pete October 18, 2004

Thomas the dank engine

the most badass motherfucking train in the whole fucking world that likes do motorboat big tits. he is the man can steal your girl just by looking at them

dude did you hear Thomas the dank engine is coming to town you better watch out for your girl so don't steal her

by ConsumePP04 June 12, 2019

The Jay Thomas Show

The topics on Jay's show range from the sublime to the ridiculous and everything in between. The Jay Thomas Show takes a light-hearted approach and a middle-of-the-road political standpoint. Past guests include Geraldo Rivera, Meredith Viera, Mike Ditka, George Foreman, Joy Behar, Mario Cuomo, Don King and many others.

I Listen to The Jay Thomas Show every Monday thru Friday 2 pm - 5 pm ET on Sirius Stars 102.

by zaqokm June 20, 2006

Thomas The Wank Engine

Famous Train

Thomas The Wank Engine played with his girlfriends Cerys & Lilly in the sandpit

by randomshit123 February 27, 2018