vaginal termites

When you put Pop Rocks in your partner’s vagina, and proceed to have intercourse while the candy is lodged.

“My boyfriend gave me vaginal termites and now I crinkle when I walk.”

by DigginBalls September 17, 2021

termite mound

A variation of the beehive hairdo for black women. Named for the towering termite mounds of the plains of Africa.

Dawg! Check out the termite mound on that sista!

by wolfbait51 October 01, 2011

Termite

A woman who craves wood and has a high potential of wrecking homes in her pursuit of load bearing studs.

My buddy had a termite infestation and now his wife is divorcing him.

by AllTheOtherHandlesWereTaken373 May 15, 2022

termite spit

The secretion of a termite.

A termite mound is made with mud, sand and termite spit.

by Ritacca February 15, 2023

professional termite

A pest control worker who gasses termites to death. Kinda like Hitler.

"Hey Mom! The professional termite is here to commit pesticide!"

"You're making him sound like Bug Hitler, Jimmy. Stop that. He's a professional termite."

by JaStriLaw May 25, 2023

Termite

A termite is when you have a bunch of roaches either from joints or blunts then roll it up in a backwood

The plug didn’t hit me back so I had to roll a termite

by TermiteSmoket September 22, 2022

Termiting

Instead of peeing, it goes back up your urethra then you yack it up. It tastes like lemon lime and gag reflex.

Baxter: Dude I just watched the Boys season 3 episode 1, and now I really wanna do some termiting!
Chester: Me too dude! BLAAAAAH

by Baxter Cunningham January 15, 2023