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Termite Mound

when you poop so much it makes a stack of turds that touch your balls.
"I pooped out a termite mound and now my dick and balls are African colored!"
by Alien and Pablo December 22, 2020
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nibbling termite

The act of when a partner nibbles on the other partner's skin, biting of little bits and chewing them
Adam and John were so horny that kinky John did the nibbling termite on Adam.

Ex. The Skin Fic
by Gayemopotato June 7, 2016
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mental termites

Mental termites are words or arguments that slowly chip away at your self-worth, hitting you exactly where it hurts. If your brain is getting mental termites from a relationship, you must be in a relationship with a narcissist.
Me looking in mirror - I can't even believe that he cheated on me and told me it was my fault because I had to work late. I improved his life in every possible way. Now all the bad memories are bringing me down like mental termites.
by Siouxsie Supertramp October 9, 2023
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termitized

Wood that has been damaged by termites.
The wood on your shed is termitized.
by Dream 12-26 October 10, 2023
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Termite

A termite is when you have a bunch of roaches either from joints or blunts then roll it up in a backwood
The plug didn’t hit me back so I had to roll a termite
by TermiteSmoket September 22, 2022
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professional termite

A pest control worker who gasses termites to death. Kinda like Hitler.
"Hey Mom! The professional termite is here to commit pesticide!"

"You're making him sound like Bug Hitler, Jimmy. Stop that. He's a professional termite."
by JaStriLaw May 25, 2023
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Termite

A woman who craves wood and has a high potential of wrecking homes in her pursuit of load bearing studs.
My buddy had a termite infestation and now his wife is divorcing him.
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