When a man puts one ball into a woman's ass and at the same time, he puts the other one in her vagina. And then the woman or someone else tastes them both.
I'm going to Joan and Stephany's house and they want to watch a Dolph Lundgren movie; but I bet they want the Swedish Marine.
by Reickk May 22, 2015

A sexual act or prank in which a person inserts candy items such as sprinkles into their anus, then proceeds to fart them out onto their partner's face. Thus mimicking the shrapnel that is expelled from the Claymore anti-personnel mine, but with sweets.
by CheezHed21 August 22, 2011

by BigityBam February 19, 2018

Brian "Did you go down on the chick you met at the bar last night"
Tony " Sure did, she even gave me the Swedish Muffler, It was hot."
Tony " Sure did, she even gave me the Swedish Muffler, It was hot."
by TeamPete April 1, 2010

Swedish Coffee
When you ejaculate several times into a container, store it in your refrigerator and serve it to unknowing guests with their coffee.
When you ejaculate several times into a container, store it in your refrigerator and serve it to unknowing guests with their coffee.
by SassySusy February 11, 2023

by benny_s94 January 11, 2009

When you stuff a snus deep into a woman’s vagina and try to lick it out back into your mouth. This is a well known act in the Swedish sex-world. It is often referred as an act of honour against our history of snus.
- omg Kristin and Johan did The Swedish Crusader last night
- what? Johan is such a gentleman, but did he manage to get the snus out again from her vaginal cavity?
- of course, Johan is a well known user of The Swedish Crusadee
- what? Johan is such a gentleman, but did he manage to get the snus out again from her vaginal cavity?
- of course, Johan is a well known user of The Swedish Crusadee
by Filleman December 22, 2020
