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The Substance

1. Word used to describe illicit drugs in a sentence.
1. Tyler has been contemplating for a while now on weather or not to use the substance.
by Stewart J. Ferguson March 31, 2011
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The Subway

The Subway is ass to ass fecal transfer, as in to shit from one anus into another.
Her first job as a porn star was to be on the receiving end of The Subway.
by Derek RW January 14, 2008
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The Subway Surprise

The Subway surprise, as it were, is a phenomena associated mainly with homosexual men. It is the act of inserting a clear plastic tube into one's anus. Then, a partner slides the other end into his ass. then, partner one defecates into partner two ass, the turd representing a subway car slipping and sliding into the next chocolate train stop. Sometimes, the duo rocks back and forth, sliding said turd between each other.
"You aren't implying anything icky by saying you'll give me The Subway Surprise....right Jared?"
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The Subway Test

The Subway Test is a test you can conduct on any person you find attractive.
Simply imagine that person working at your local Subway (feel free to substitute Subway with you preferred convenience store) and if that person is still 'hot' then you know any attraction is not likely to be clouded by other factors.
"Yeah man, Sarah Jessica Parker totally fails The Subway test"
by TheOtherSamWISE January 19, 2014
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the substitute teacher effect

It seems to be common knowledge that students act differently (or simply, worse) when they have a substitute teacher, therefore the "substitute teacher effect".
Everyone in the class behaves differently when Miss Smith is teaching.
I think it is the substitute teacher effect
by bisssss April 3, 2019
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Tongue The Substance

The act of tasting a white, powdery substance inside of a jar without knowing the identify of said substance
"Dude, don't tongue the substance! You might get aids!"
by JimBob Jackson April 27, 2021
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The Billionaire and the Submarine

A sex game where a woman sits on a man's face and slowly crushes him to death while he loses oxygen
"hey baby, wanna play the billionaire and the submarine?"
"Sure baby, take a deep breath"
by A_A_Ron85 June 26, 2023
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