don't let me get the roast on you

Something your fellow classmates or peers say before they proceed to roast your existence usually happens if you try to roast them but fail.

Dude 1: Boy your hairline look like scratch art!
Crowd: Cricket
Dude 2: BOY DON'T LET ME GET THE ROAST ON YOU with your high waters looking ass boy mike wazowski sounding voice ass boy
Crowd: OOOOOHHHHHH!!!!

by Dankness at its finest July 9, 2017

The Robsta

the rob·sta

n : The Robsta is the coolest stud on the face of the earth. Beware, massive amounts of coolness and awesomeness protrude from this fellow. he is the original Robsta. all other Robstas are fakes and frauds. Trying to achive his amazing stature, only to fail horribly.

adj : A word used to describe the coolest of cool. Only ONE can be dubbed "The Robsta". ie: ME.

Me: Friends call me The Robsta.
Random Rob: OH MAN DATZ SO KEWLS I WISH I WUZ LIEK U!
Me: I know, but you can't sorry.
Random Rob: OMGWTF:KILLSSELF:!!

by The Robsta March 15, 2005

the rooster

A slight variation of the shocker in which both hands are placed together in such a fashion that it looks like a hand with 10 fingers. It may also take a while for the girl to become able to handle the rooster. Or even longer for a boy.

The Rooooosta! Give me tha roosta baby.
or Dude last night I gave my girl the rooster for the first time: my life is forever changed.

by eck675 October 7, 2006

Blew the rooster

A complete and utter idiot move of which there is no mistaking, even more embarrassing due to the stupidity behind it.

Can you believe Stan? He really blew the rooster on that one.

He didn't just fuck up, he blew the rooster.

by Soapy Johnson September 23, 2010

shoot the rooster

another way of saying "get er done"

I'm dying to go out drinking. buddy I'm gonna shoot the rooster tonight!

by Mike alonso January 10, 2019

Shoot the rooster

When during a mfm threeway with the girl riding on top, and she starts to orgasm tilting her head back letting out screams of delight (as in crowing like a rooster), the other guy shoots his load into her mouth causing her to choke and cough.

Dude, the other night with Mandy, she was was cumming so loud I had to shoot the rooster to get to her to quiet down.

by Lahist March 7, 2023

The Roasted Fink

A coffee connoisseur’s ideal roast. Special beans procured from the rarest of plants, roasted by a man who’s passion is for crafting the best brew! The best coffee around!

Yo, have you tried the Roasted Fink Coffee, it’s the fucking best!

by Sewermonkey September 3, 2021