Pearl Harbor

To drop a used Japanese-brand condom (e.g. Kimono) on an unsuspecting sex partner's head after intercourse. Bonus points if: 1) It happens in Hawaii, 2) The condom-dropper is Japanese AND the victim is white OR in the US Navy.
After Kelly and I had sex, I waited until she was asleep and gave her the Pearl Harbor.
by lonelydonkeykong August 13, 2012
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pearl harbor

I haven't seen the sexual term used correctly yet. It's when a girl is blowing her bf and when he busts in her mouth she stands up and spits it back in his face.
That bitch did a pearl harbor so next time I busted in her eye.
by tmr263 December 28, 2005
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Pearl Harbor

When a rather large person has a sudden urge to deficate and runs full speed to the bathroom. The thunderous rumbles from such a large beast are reminiscent of the Japanese planes flying in. The bombs dropping and the destruction that follows can only be described as Pearl Harboring.
Holy fuck bro, did you feel that rumbling???

“Yeah. That’s my dude bro Mugga hustling to the toilet. He weighs 400lbs and last night was chili-(several explosive thuds and splashes are heard)........oh fuck, Mugga Pearl Harbored.
by Mega Hemroids June 24, 2018
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Pearl Harbor

A blow job, usually referred to in a joke between friends. i.e. Wanna play Pearl Harbor? It's where I lay down and you blow the hell outta me!
We went into the back room and played Pearl Harbor.
by Requiem2005 June 28, 2004
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Pearl Harbor

When a man ejaculates on a woman's face while she is either passed out or sleeping, then waking her up and running away. Thus completing the surprise attack.
Dood, I just gave that girl a pearl harbor!!!
by Dannibal the Cannibal February 23, 2004
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Pearl Harbored

While having sex with a woman the man plans in advance to cum inside a woman and not say anything. Like the Japanese; he plans to cum, he knows he is about to cum, cums, and after he came he starts a WAR!
Andrew: yo bro how did you get that black eye?
Brian: I Pearl Harbored Michelle last night, she was so pissed she threw a bottle and hit me right in the eye.

Andrew: understandable but worth it.
by g-man14 July 18, 2011
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