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The New Roster

A thread for the most elite Chicago group of friends. They set off on a journey to hit 5000 posts and successfully reached their goal at approximately 7:30 on 4-9-2008.
A deal was set for food to be given to the group upon the achievement of 5000 posts.

The New Roster's dinner statement,
Everyone change their status to, _______ is over 5000. (If you don't get the reference, then I'm too nerdy...)

OKAY LISTEN UP ASSHOLES THIS IS THE OFFICIAL DINNER ANNOUNCEMENT.

I'm so proud of everyone's contribution to this epic thread. Dinner will be a truly memorable event, but it of course needs to go through scheduling and planning beforehand.

First order of business:

EVERYONE WHO IS ON THE THREAD GETS THE OPPORTUNITY TO EAT. That is all.

Second order of business:

I need feedback on what ethnicity of food everyone would prefer. If you want a surprise, then just say so.

Third order of business:

The dress for the eventual dinner will be formal-casual. Dresses and suits are encouraged. Gloves. Monocles. Canes. Snazzy hats. Epic cigars. Go all out, you earned this.

I would truly appreciate assistance during the planning stages. I will drop a date soon, and I will let everyone know in advance so work/family/niggerfaggotry can be sorted out.

*EXTRA NOTE: Those who are in college, fear not. We will not have the dinner without you and will eagerly await your return.

GOOD JOB EVERYONE.
YOU TRULY OUT-DID YOURSELVES BY SITTING AROUND AND TYPING FOR 6+ MONTHS.
this group is also known for being the inventors of clink it up
by Zephid15 April 9, 2008
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The New Facebook

The "New Coke" of the 21st Century. An answer to a design problem that no one had on the website Facebook, spearheaded by Mark Zuckerberg.
"Dude do you like the new Facebook?"

"No, I think it blows big-time"
by HeyitsAC November 2, 2008
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the new good game

a side boob tap. Good game is the act of slapping the ass of the member of the same sex. The New Good Game is a gentle touch of the side boob and can be applied to either sex. More or less it is a legit excuse to touch a chick's boob.
My buddy and I just beat these 2 girls at beer pong, but rather than slapping their ass in attempt to congratulate them for a good effort, and for a quick thrill, we went for gold and gave them the New Good Game.
by upom January 9, 2011
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The New Yorker

The act of crafting elegant prose with one's penis on a Zoom call.
Jeffrey Toobin worked diligently at The New Yorker to the surprise of all his peers online.
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The New York Challenge

Eating at all the McDonalds in Manhattan in a 24 hour period.
Guy 1: what do you want to do for food today?
Guy 2: I'm like really hungry, let's do The New York Challenge.
Guy 1: The ultimate Mac Attack, I'm down.
by pocketmaster6969 October 16, 2019
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The New Nintendo Kennel Club

A gay, unwanted website administrated by a girl named Sara. Most people there fail at life, and unfortunately, have bad problems. They're all addicted to dogs and puppies and argue over who is the most popular and who is immature or not. It is over-populated with teenager girls and the odd man or rapist. In other words, it's the poop stain in your underpants.
Guy 1: I go to the New Nintendo Kennel Club !
Guy 2: I used to before I got raped...
by Mitchgasssm March 19, 2009
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The New Jersey Monster

Fear the NJ Monster for it is fucking huge.

It's like New Jersey only... it's A MONSTER!!!!!!

It's 300 MILES TALL and it kills SPACESHIPS

It's also as WIDE AS NICO RAAAAWWWWGGGG!!!!!!!

It's legs are made of "SUPER IRON" RRRAWWWGGGG!!!! which is like IRON exept it's LIKE FLESH only it's made of A MILLION BILLION BLACK HOLES.

It's body is made of WHITE HOLES which neutralizes the black hole's gravity vacumes,

it's CLAWS are made of SUPER NOVAS and when they hit stuff it causes another SUPER NOVA

It's face is made of trees EVIIIILLL TREES and its TEETH are made of HELL the real HELL that DANTE wrote about, exept they're TEETH EVVVILLL HELL TEETH RRRAAWWWGGG.

and he's gonna get YOU

RRRRAWWWWGGG!!!!
Guy:OMFG It's the New Jersey Monster
Other Guy: Duh, it's 300 miles tall.
by Alexander D'Arata-Newby March 13, 2004
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