When you get a Kaiser roll, and a girl to shoot out her period blood inside the roll and having her shit inside the roll as well and having someone eat it.
My girlfriend and I were about to bang until she tried giving me a Maui Meatball Sub and then I slapped her with my cock.
by asianman'sbootyhole May 10, 2011

Maui is such a wonderful person to be with. She may sometimes get confused about what path to take at first, but when she already choose something, she will surely be successful on it. She is also fun to be with, always have a lot of stories to tell. You will never get bored once you’re with Maui. She’s loving, thoughtful, caring and beautiful. She’s one of the most genuine woman you’ll ever met in you whole life.
Friend: Hey Maui! Long time no see!
Maui: Hellooooo!!! I have a lot of stories to teeeell!!!
Friend: Oh, I’m ready for it!
Maui: Hellooooo!!! I have a lot of stories to teeeell!!!
Friend: Oh, I’m ready for it!
by ooovvv June 8, 2021

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 26, 2025

Demigod of the wind and sea, he was a warrior, a trickster, a shapeshifter who could change form with the power of his magical fish hook.
by Ehfjdkkdkd May 31, 2018

A dirty Maui is when a man or woman moans a noise similar to Maui while having sex. Usually while having sexual intercourse.
by Brobrobubibibu December 27, 2020

While during anal sex between two gay men, the man who is the pitcher pees inside the catchers anus.
"Man i clicked on this link in my email that said get a taste of Maui. Thinking I won a free trip i clicked on the link and it was just a photo of one guy giving another guy a Mango Maui Surprise."
by D3AD D1SCUSS10N February 4, 2010
