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viettel cu lon

It's common in Vietnam when optic cables are regularly broken every year and even throughout the year.
When you see a Vietnamese say this word, it means that the internet bandwidth is fucked, and not only gamers, a whole country is frustrated with it. Even when Viettel is the largest ISP in Vietnam.
So, whenever you go online and suddenly see someone saying the word or something that's likely the word, you know the context.
"Oh, my YouTube, the speed of light! Wait 30 minutes to load a 480p video. Viettel cu lon"

"And let's enjoy the waiting of just an hour for a majestic 2MB PNG of a cat. The speed is out of the blue. Viettel cu lon"
by CheeSe Dustyvoxx July 30, 2024
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REE-LON

If he KNEW about the Epstein files... Why is a mental retard reading classified documents?
Hym "REE-LON... Read classified documents? What is it with retards and not understanding boundaries? And why is REE-LON'S son saying things like 'his daddy is the real president?' That was weird. I lot of weird stuff. Yep. And I thought I remembered something about Ree-lon and Epstein. HE WENT TO EPSTEIN'S HOUSE! REE-LON... WENT TO EPSTEIN'S NEW YORK CITY HOME! He pooped the bed. He went to Epstein's house."
by Hym Iam July 13, 2025
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Mental-Ree-Lon-Tarded

Heheheheheheheheheheheheheheh...
Hym "No there isn't Sabine. A Mental-Ree-Lon-Tarded billionaire is paying you to contradict me and he's going to get me and some of your kids murdered and he has ALREADY gotten you kids killed. All to cover up the fact that he's Mental-Ree-Lon-Tarded and he got spooked by the RETARD SEX CULT claims."
by Hym Iam September 7, 2025
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Xing da lon

Xing da lon means, I love you. But I am alone... Fuck.
Yo, girl... Xing da lon.....
by Diogo the nice one April 24, 2021
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Ree-lon

🤯 ME!? What is this!? 👉 *literally Elon*
Hym "And then REE-lon too. I mean, I was not hiding, like, at all. I would have said 'Poorly obfuscated my true identity in a way that was likely dangerous for me.'
by Hym Iam December 7, 2025
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Lon

Whenever you're alone and nobodies there to help you grind in a game.
"I'm doing lon because all of my friends are offline."
"Oh, okay."
by DizziVertigoz September 19, 2020
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lon baguette

this is referring to London's (from londonsworld squad) large pp
by Cendy Cupdevil August 8, 2019
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