Conquered the forest

To be so successful in a hunting trip that you can fill your wardrobe with nothing but furs that you shot.

Person 1: "I haven't seen you wear anything but furs in the last month. Where did you get so many?"
Person 2: "I conquered the forest, so I've got a ton of furs!"

by Supabg December 2, 2014

pillows in the forest

When two gay men go out into the woods to have kinky sex

What are Tim and Johnny up to this weekend? I heard they're going to the state park for some pillows in the forest.

by RollingThunder November 22, 2016

acorn in the forest

a little circumsized dick in a forest of pubes

"Wow, Greg must have an acorn in the forest."

by justaworm December 5, 2016

hand through the forest

Running your hand through your guys hair

Bro my girl ran her hand through the forest and I nutted

by Thonger January 2, 2019

The Dark Forest

A place created by Erin Hunter in the series Warriors. It's where cats who've committed crimes against the Warrior Code go after they die.

When Tigerstar awoke, he realized he'd been sent to the Dark Forest.

by Paledawn October 2, 2010

knock down the pine forest

a.k.a. Shaving your legs

It is high time I knock down the pine forest. My boyfriend pointed out that I am way overdue for de-forestation! My legs are soooooooooo hairy!

by geckypibb July 7, 2010

The Frozen Forest

When a man cums on a girls pubic hair and it looks like snow on a tree, resembling a frozen forest.

“Cock”- damn girl I’m finna give you this the frozen forest.

by WakandaJ February 27, 2021