great band, great songs
not as popular as they should be ; )
missed me, coin operated boy, half jack... those are a few of my favorites
so check them out
not as popular as they should be ; )
missed me, coin operated boy, half jack... those are a few of my favorites
so check them out
by IM ME omgwtfbbqx3 May 13, 2005
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Girl 2: Wait, you mean he's gay?
Girl 1: No, just bi.
Girl 2: Wait, you mean he's gay?
Girl 1: No, just bi.
by StalkmyDresser53 September 19, 2009
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don't call the doctors
cause they've seen it all before,
they'll say:
'just let her crash and burn, she'll learn. the attention just encourages her'
cause they've seen it all before,
they'll say:
'just let her crash and burn, she'll learn. the attention just encourages her'
by miu miu November 21, 2004
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Guy 1: Dude. How was the party last night. Any hotties?
Guy 2: A few, but I struck out with all of them.
Guy 1: Oh. So it was a game of solitaire for you last night.
Guy 2: Nah. I got mega-trashed and went home with this hairy, "big-boned" midget with a couple teeth missing. Man, good thing my memory is a bit hazy from last night.
Guy 1: DUDE!!! Slurping the dregs!
Guy 2: A few, but I struck out with all of them.
Guy 1: Oh. So it was a game of solitaire for you last night.
Guy 2: Nah. I got mega-trashed and went home with this hairy, "big-boned" midget with a couple teeth missing. Man, good thing my memory is a bit hazy from last night.
Guy 1: DUDE!!! Slurping the dregs!
by Bobojomo January 8, 2010
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It wasn't until it was time to drizzle the dressing that his mother came in and caught him in the act.
Destro drizzled the dressing in front of his mumma!
It wasn't until it was time to drizzle the dressing that his mother came in and caught him in the act.
Destro drizzled the dressing in front of his mumma!
by destro April 29, 2004
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by Awsomeo 5000 February 28, 2005
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I couldn’t be bothered staying at that chicks place all night so I decided to treat her and her parents to the dessert bar
by Damo the Leb April 9, 2019
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