Dirty Bird

The act of ejaculating, but not having enough time to properly clean up, so you just redress as quickly as possible.

"My mom knocked on my door right after I came so I had to pull the dirty bird before she barged in."

by iwannabejimmer December 26, 2013

Dirty Bird

Refers to going to grab Swiss Chalet or food from another restaurant that specializes in chicken.

Who wants to grab some dirty bird.

by Mark December 01, 2003

Dirty Bird

While at a social occasion, sneaking alcohol while your friends are distracted or elsewhere.

While Bryan and Joseph were distracted, Roman proved to be the dirty bird by sneaking a shot of Mezcal.

OR

Before everyone returned, D was dirty birding the rum.

by Andrew dAdesky October 26, 2006

Dirty Bird

A one story rambler style flop house with a large unkempt yard, sheetrock dust in the unfinished and uninsulated portions of the commons area, and one room with carpet in it, littered with beer cans and novelty thrift store clothing. So named because of its location on 33rd street. (Thirty-Third/Dirty Bird).

"Yo, dude, party at the DIRTY BIRD!"
"Fuck yeah, party at the muthafuckin DIRT BIRD"
"Hey C-Man, whaddaya say to a little Dirt Bird action?"

by C-Biscuit September 29, 2007

Dirty-Bird

Slang for a Southwest Airlines plane. No assigned seats. Just peanuts and a soda.

Dude...I had to fly the Dirty-Bird from L.A. to Dallas dude it sucked bad....I even got stuck in the facing backwards seat that doesn't recline. Hate that Dirty-Bird.

by tmsatx September 24, 2009

Dirty Bird

A blunt that is filled with all the left over weed from your roaches.

we didn't have enough money to buy a new bag so we decided to roll up a dirty bird.

by Bigblk212 April 10, 2009

dirty bird

when railing a girl from behind you pull out shove it in her butt when she arches up in surprise you figure four choke her till she's out.

I got my girl friend with the dirty bird last night when she came back to she was pissed.

by Mr. Schmucatelli December 02, 2009