deer truffles

Tulip bulbs.

M: You should see my tulips. I planted $60 of bulbs last fall.
J: Oh, I can’t grow tulips anymore because of the deer. They love tulip bulbs.
M: How do they even find them?
J: They find them somehow, and dig them up.
M: They must smell them like pigs smell truffles.
J: Yeah, I’ll be darned if I spend money planting deer truffles.

by thistlebottom April 18, 2010

The Deer Hunter

A great film that tells the story of how the Vietnam War affected the friends and people who lived in some small industrial town of Pennsylvania. It's not exactly a war movie, just a movie about the friends life experience being deer hunters and then soldiers in Vietnam. The movie stars Robert De Niro, Christopher Walken, and Meryl Streep.

The Deer Hunter is easily 1 of the best, if not the best movie ever made.

by go_wings July 11, 2006

Urban Deer

An urban deer is a person or individual daring to cross the city street outside of the crosswalk.
This "deer" is often seen running across ghetto streets dodging cars like bullets.
The individual acts without thought or care for their own life, assuming cars will stop for them... sometimes, theyre wrong.

Last night I had to jamb on my brakes as an urban deer sprinted across the street in front of me. Luckily he smiled, otherwise I wouldnt have seen him coming.

by C-Lark March 9, 2005

deer-fusion

Driver disorientation when a deer suddenly darts into traffic.

Some drivers can't handle deer-fusion and will swerve into a tree to miss a deer.

by BeadingGirl801 November 25, 2013

deer humping

the act of going out at night around christmas and taking the little fake deer made out of christmas lights and placing them so that they look like they are partaking in sexual intercourse

Dude, last night I went deer humping and hit twelve houses!!!

by Jdavis116 December 10, 2005

teal deer

A bastardization of "tl;dr", which is a bastardization of "Too long ; Didn't read." Usually presented in the form of a photochopped image of a deer.

Thread starter: lengthy chat log
Reply to thread: said image of a deer

by Kei00000 March 15, 2004

Fear the Deer

Saying created by Joe Zieja, voice actor of Claude from Fire Emblem: Three Houses. Since Claude is the house leader of the Golden Deer, Zieja says "Fear the Deer" in reference to his character's house.

May also reference the catchphrase of the sports team the Milwaukee Bucks.

Mark Whitten: "I chose the Black Eagles in Three Houses."
Joe Zieja: "You should fear the deer."

by ACOfishalFish21 January 14, 2021