Dirty Churro

To have sex with a girl on the beach, stop mid-stroke, dip your dick in the sand, and put it back in.

"Wildwood was a great time. I even gave my girl the dirty churro! She couldn't walk for two days!"

by Ken Harker November 17, 2006

angry churro

When you cum on a mexican and then roll them in sand.

I got so mad at that mexican bitch that i turmed her into an angry churro.

by zach crouch and jackson carr May 9, 2008

Churro Dick

After you have been at a sandy place for an extended period of time and your junk becomes covered with sand.

"Get your hand out of your pants!"
"Sorry, man, I've been at the beach for a while and I've got a bad case of Churro Dick"

by beachvolleyballplayer27 October 19, 2014

Surprise Churro

When a man is receiving oral sex, the partner will stop for a brief moment to put on a blind fold, durring this break, the man will then dip his genitalia into a vat of butter and cinnamon, after doing so, the man will suprise the girl by skull fucking her to oblivion.

Harry said he was blue balled the other night, he gave Stacey a surprise churro the next night.

I heard Mike gave Thomas a surprise churro.

by WSUPDEN July 31, 2009

Chilean Churro

When you shit in the sand and scoop it up with a toy shovel and pack it into a girls vagina.

Man, I have that hoe a Chilean Churro last night, I wouldn't sleep with her if I was you!

by Crazzyyyy May 10, 2014

Churro Sundae

Licking whipped cream out of someone's asshole.

I gave Tara a real nice Churro Sundae last night.

by Errant Joy July 23, 2019

Guatemalan churro

A sugary cock of a man of Guatemalan descent-note has to be more than 7 inches and might come with Vanilla icing

Juan had a real Guatemalan churro

He almost gave me Diabetes, because his Guatemalan churro was so sugary

by Guatamalen churro April 19, 2019