Devil's Band-Aid

The Devil's Band-Aid involves fucking a person from behind, then stabbing them in the side as to create a new hole. Then pulling out and fucking the hole you made. Just before you climax you pull out and seal the wound with your semen. This creates a "band-aid" when it dries.

Sonny performed a devil's band-aid on Chelsea, who died an hour later from blood loss.

by Shoopless November 19, 2009

Jesus Band-aid

What someone needs after getting a bad burn or the like.

1. -"You're a whore"
"Wow, that hurt so bad I need a Jesus Band-aid"

by somerandomname January 05, 2009

Band aid breakup

to breakup with someone extremely fast.

dude 1: so whats up with you and amy
dude 2: shes getting clingy i think i'm gonna have to give her the band aid breakup.

by BT2009 July 10, 2009

bachelor band-aid

A piece of tissue or cloth stuck to a wound to stop bleeding. A bachelor band-aid is usually used when a person can't afford band-aids or is too lazy to get any.

Person 1: "I'm bleeding!"
Person 2: "Well, I don't have any band-aids. You'll just have to use this paper towel bachelor band-aid for now. Try not to get blood on the carpet."

by GAGGOT January 18, 2010

Cock Band-Aid

The term used when you get rejected from sex by a bitch and your dick hurts because of the rejection.

Guy 1: Dude, I can't believe this she rejected me.

Guy 2: Dude, I think you need a Cock Band-Aid, because you've just got pwned.

by Chase2Dope December 26, 2008

Office Band-Aid

Noun;
Created Most Often With A Post-It Note (The Cotton) and Some Scotch Tape.

A Bandage made with office supplies,Usually when an appropriate bandage is not available.

I got a really bad papercut, I had to use an office band-aid

by Infinigeek October 25, 2007

Band-aid bitch

A woman you are dating to help you get over the one you just broke up with.

"Has steve been dating wendy?"
"Yeah but he's still not over carly. Wendy is just his band-aid bitch."

by jimmycakes December 03, 2016