tits on the balcony

When your boobs are SO close to a nip slip. Like they're literally spilling out of your top, defying all laws of physics to somehow stay in place.
"Holy shit, my boobs are literally spilling out of this corset top."

"What? As in tits on the balcony type spillage?"

"Yeah fr. I don't know how I haven't flashed anyone yet."
by CryptidKor4 March 20, 2023
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Balcony Empire

A term for Fascist Italy when it was ruled by Mussolini. It refers to his preference for standing in the raised exterior balcony of an historical building when making a speech.
Italy wants to be an empire but all its become is an empire of balconies, a balcony empire
by Pepper Hudson June 21, 2023
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Juliet Balcony

Relating to penis size, a Juliet balcony is a micropeen, while a large penis is referred to as a deck
Wow, Lucas has a nice Juliet Balcony.
by Straightboofin September 11, 2021
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no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me is a saying that is usually uttered when someone or something is incredibly attractive, hot, or sexy.
no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me. - Twitter User
by TheTellerofTheTellings March 21, 2024
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balcony

verb

1. Being a total dumbass with respect to anything sports-related (particularly fantasy football) or any subject for that matter, while providing outrageous hot takes with the utmost confidence; most likely from a balcony somewhere.

2. To mis-appropriately reference GIFs in the context of the conversation in an attempt to gain acceptance from people who hate you.

3. Jerking off over the thought or action of upsetting Cian through online bullying; which somehow also concurrently arouses Cian due to his masochistic nature.

4.
A: Here he goes, he’s gonna balcony again.

B: “Man City dusting Bournemouth 4-0 hits different. Sammy Watkins out Tyreek Hill in and ya’ll underestimated the power of Vrabel
by Teebotheewok September 27, 2022
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Balcony Baboons

drunken goof losers who go out on their apartment balconies at night, all boozed and doped up, and making noise, and carrying on for hours, annoying all the other tennants of the building with their drunken noise and ignorant behavior.
The ignorant Balcony Baboons are home from the tavern, and now out on their balcony, drunk as skunks, and annoying all the rest of the tenents trying to get some sleep.
by Rory O'Doul October 07, 2022
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piss on someone`s balcony

a way to show your respect (or disrespect)
OH NO! i broke the thermometer so i`m gonna piss on your balcony. i hope your brother isn`t around!!
//oops i pissed on someone`s balcony a few years ago.
//oops i piss on someone`s balcony
//oops
//oooops
//ooops
by idealanakvartala January 23, 2022
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