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Thatch

My boss won't give me a raise. He's such a thatch!
by TheBagelLord March 4, 2025
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Thatch

Thatch - a slang word meaningcover yourself” or “back away”
Gotta thatch from my ex no cap!”
“Thatch dude! He’s gonna jump you!”
by Michael Anonymous July 31, 2021
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thatch scratch

Life felt better after a good thatch scratch.
by Billy Thatchweaver February 7, 2021
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Thatching

The sexual practice of wearing a fake moustache woven from public hair
The knitting circle were mightily impressed when Tarquin appeared sporting an elgegent new thatching.
by gavelburglar July 23, 2015
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William Thatch

The best boyfriend ever !! He has the most perfect smile that fills you with butterflies; He has the nicest, prettiest eyes; He has a perfect face and his hair is always perfect no matter the length (unless it is a buzzcut/afro); He is so tall and gives the best hugs; He means the world to his girlfriend and hopefully he knows that. He makes everything better and his girlfriend couldn't see a life without him. William Thatch's girlfriend loves him.
midgett 1 : Are you still with a nasty fortnite guy ?

midgett 2 : No I'm with William Thatch
by brugmoment December 5, 2021
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