Thatch

A messy bitch

My boss won't give me a raise. He's such a thatch!

by TheBagelLord March 4, 2025

Thatch

Thatch - a slang word meaning “cover yourself” or “back away”

“Gotta thatch from my ex no cap!”
“Thatch dude! He’s gonna jump you!”

by Michael Anonymous July 31, 2021

thatch scratch

A good scratch of your pubic area.

Life felt better after a good thatch scratch.

by Billy Thatchweaver February 7, 2021

Thatching

The sexual practice of wearing a fake moustache woven from public hair

The knitting circle were mightily impressed when Tarquin appeared sporting an elgegent new thatching.

by gavelburglar July 23, 2015

William Thatch

The best boyfriend ever !! He has the most perfect smile that fills you with butterflies; He has the nicest, prettiest eyes; He has a perfect face and his hair is always perfect no matter the length (unless it is a buzzcut/afro); He is so tall and gives the best hugs; He means the world to his girlfriend and hopefully he knows that. He makes everything better and his girlfriend couldn't see a life without him. William Thatch's girlfriend loves him.

midgett 1 : Are you still with a nasty fortnite guy ?

midgett 2 : No I'm with William Thatch

by brugmoment December 5, 2021