Inny Testiverde

It's wildcard weekend ' your team battled all year to earn their spot in the playoffs, the QB took a shit ton of Molly in pre game warm ups-, he goes to bang the water girl but can't get hard. She says "how can I get wet if you are gonna be a Iinny testieverde♤

This pussy can't perform with inny testiverde

by Gonz989 September 11, 2021

testie

It’s better than peng and it’s even above leng like if you’re called testie then honestly you’re an out of this world fittie like seriously if you meet a “testie” then fully marry them on the spot like damnnnnnnnnn

-OJ & DJS

“That girl is testie as fuck”
“Yeah I know like damn”

by shaspazi September 1, 2019

My bestie testie

Your best friend is a guy and you are a girl or a guy who wants to be boyfriend with the girl and she only wants to be best friends with him.

He wanted to be more than friends but I just wanted him to be my bestie testie.

by simpson_krissie August 12, 2008

Bestie left testie

A term used to describe your best friend who, at times, may seem closer to you than your left testicle

"dude, since when are you and dan bestie left testies?"

by B10xWc October 6, 2009

slap testie

When you sit down and your testies decide to move about and get themselves squashed in some way.

"Poor old Roland just gave himself a right slap testie"

by Ligeynuts July 3, 2008

testival

A festival of testicals. Synonymous with sausage fest. It means a gay orgy or a large concentration of males or male genatalia

"Dude that catholic church is such a testival"

"There's nothing but a testival at gay bars"

by White Frank Black September 4, 2006

testie-blowout

what happens when you see an incredibly fine individual and you haven't experienced a release of semen for a while

I was sitting there on the bus when this super-hottie got on and i was like "aaaaah, what a Testie-Blowout she is...."

by kymcleod November 8, 2003