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terminally liked

When a conversation on a Facebook thread is most definitely over because you, or the other participant liked a comment rather than writing a reply. It can be due to the fact that the conversation has come to a natural end, or because a comment or request was made that could never be fulfilled or bettered.
Last week I was talking to an old friend on Facebook, I wrote on her wall, she commented back. It was all going great, so I thought I'd ask her if she wanted to go for a drink sometime. I knew it was never going to happen when she terminally liked my request.
by billyboythomas July 6, 2011
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Stage 4 terminal cancer

me: I have Stage 4 terminal cancer

you: shut up, bro you're lying
by r/whooosh November 28, 2019
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Terminally Online

A term used to describe a person who cannot engage in carefree fun or interact normally anymore because their views and behaviors have been warped from spending too much time in niche social and political bubbles online. Their entire bodies are tightly clenched all day and they are never really relaxed - they must keep vigil for anyone who fails their purity test so they can sound the alarms and give in to their repressed feral tendencies to burn you at the stake.

Their lives slowly devolve into performatively getting upset in public to bolster their credibility with other terminally online people until they have scared off every normal person in their life.

Though most frequently seen on the political left (where many of them have come to the internet to escape reality due to being emotionally frail and heavily disordered), the right has their own share of terminally online nonsense, usually manifesting as conspiracy theories and a persecution complex.
George: "Until I went on the internet, I've never heard anyone literally say 'r-slur'."
Jamal: "Yeah, it's just something overly sensitive people who are terminally online made up."

Debbie: "Have you gotten vaccinated yet?"
Rose: "And get a chip put in me? Not a chance."
Debbie: "Oh no, I had no idea you were so terminally online."
by BiggestBatman March 23, 2022
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terminal brain cancer

by b1g t1ts November 13, 2017
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Terminal 5

When an event or a new piece of equipment has been hyped up, had a huge amount of money spent on it and it fails miserably to do what it is supposed to do. Word is in reference to the London Heathrow Terminal 5 fiasco.
Eric: 'Have you seen the new storage system; I've heard it's a Terminal 5 ?'

Geoff: 'Oh yeah mate, just been out to see it, they've got the technician in, it's out of order for the rest of the week!'
by Bobby B Snr March 28, 2008
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Terminal Bitch Face

When a woman, despite her mood, always looks bitchy. She might feel cheerful, amused, enraptured, or content, but she always looks like a bitch. Often times the woman is well aware of her condition, and despises how other people constantly tell her to smile. This might actually make her feel like bitching at you. Terminal Bitch Face sufferers often hear "That's just how her face is."
The character Betty Draper from Mad Men suffers from Terminal Bitch Face.
by TBFAnon August 25, 2011
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terminal cancer

what you call someone or something when that certain thing or person makes you want to kys
Gabe: I just ranked up to Silver III in CS:GO
Eric: Nice, how long have you had it?
Gabe: 2 years
Eric: You are literally terminal cancer
by DiamondMinerMC May 13, 2016
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