Teedle-wimp

A teedle-wimp is a derogatory term for a controlling motherfucker. For example, a significant others, loved ones, or family

You need to dump that TEEDLE-WIMPin' mother fucker boyfriend of yours

by tarynItUp May 14, 2015

Textlexia

1: The accidental use of "text language" when writing manually, or composing a formal e-mail
2: the inability to spell words correctly when first learning to use T9 predictive text or other predictive texting modes.

Definition One:

Doctor to patient:
Dear patient,
Just a friendly remindr. Please be sure 2 take 50mg of the medication I prescribed to you w/ plenty of water.
Sincerely, Doc

Definition Two:

Sender: "Hi, how's evrythg going?"
Reciever: "What's 'evrythg' mean?"
Sender: "Sorry, I have a mild case of textlexia."

by Lee Brody March 6, 2009

anal teetering

Verb: Anal teetering is the act of rubbing and stimulating the asshole to be used as a form of pleasure. Usually during anal teetering the asshole loosens to the point where the finger, dick, tongue or object breaks the cusp of the asshole and penetrates the asshole. In males this usually leads to a premature ejaculation if the receiver of the anal teetering is enjoying it.

Delmiro got his first anal teetering and a came within 4 minutes, he was so embarassed and confused.

by Delnino Teeter January 28, 2008

Tetley

Another name for tea. Mostly used in the UK.

Would you like another cup of tetley mate?

by TheMightyCopyCat October 3, 2006

Squeeter Teeters

small breasts resembling mosquito bites.

damn, sara when you take your push-up bra off you have squeeter teeters.

by Bleuvixen September 6, 2008

teebles

a pretty girl who incessantly sleeps in your bed.

You know that hott girl i stayed with last week? She hasn't left my bed yet. Yep dude, you got yourself a teebles.

by JSbird April 20, 2009

Drink coffee and go to Harris Teeter

Goof off

All he does is drink coffee and go to Harris Teeter

by Hal Jalikakik December 7, 2010