technoman

The most awesomest cartoon ever!!

hey, have you seen Technoman? Yeah its the most awesomest cartoon ever!

by Darren Fuller December 19, 2007

technochocolate

Ancient and mystical delicacy favored by the Aztecs, claimed by Strong Bad to sound a-prettypretty good. Known to induce lightswitch-raves.

"I'm gonna go find me some of that Technochocolate. It sounds a-prettypretty good."

by Wubbzy February 10, 2004

technochocolateland

Strong Bad's misspelling of Tenochtitlán. From it, derives the word technochocolate.

Greater than the aztecs and their... technochocolateland.

by Mikeguy February 24, 2004

Flume Technician

A very important, under-rated job. In a nut shell, it is a nutshell... Being on call 24/7, a flume technician is responsible for ensuring that the structural and watertight integrities of any and all flumes are maintained using technical equipment including duct tape, bungee cords, and clothespins (MacGyver style).

It is a booming profession. It's getting popular as well.

Jenn: What does Phil do all day? He always looks so busy but I never see him working.
Tom: Are you serious? Phil's the flume technician! Who would we call if his flume started leaking?
Jenn: But it always leaks...
Tom: EXACTLY! And he's always working on it! The lab would flood Zoltan style if he took a break.
Jenn: You have opened my eyes. How could I have been so wrong!
Phil: Hey dudes

by Thom Krüse April 17, 2009

technomancer

1. Someone who cleverly uses a variety of machines and technological gadgets to perform tricks and effects that would resemble magic to the common viewer.
2. A big fan of various forms of techno music, most notably industrial. (see also, Jebb)

1. "And when I'm not working on my projects.... like a way of accelerating particles to subsonic speed using just magnets for instance, to create abberant wave forms, constant rates, resulting in a sum which surprisingly equals the mass of the atom! And seperating them by weight, we should see... MAGIC!"
"Shut up you weirdo!"
2. Jebb: Dude, I made a mix CD of Assemblage 23 and Wumpscut. So the name for it is AssWump!"

by a schmuck May 31, 2004

technocrack

A piece of technology that fully consumes someone's attention to the exclusion of most, if not all, other matters. Usually it involves some incredibly new or much-coveted device with complicated instructions and/or really cool and modern features. In other words, an extremely addictive and prohibitavely expensive little gadget. (NOTE: can be used as noun or adjective).

ADJECTIVE: I broke up with my boyfriend because he cares so much about his technocrack telephone and how it works that he never actually calls me on it.

NOUN: The latest mp3 device is such technocrack that all I want to do is download stuff to it and play it as loud as I want to for as long as I want to.

by SW74 January 18, 2008

technoharassment

a. Companies who insert additional products into downloads that force the user to use additional products whether unknowingly or against their will.

b. Spyware or addaware like programs that are bundled into software and are downloaded into a users computer with or without their knowledge and against the users will.

Dude, plaxo installed itself onto my computer when I downloaded aim, its totally technoharassment.

The yahoo toolbar in my web browser is annoying it forced me to download it when I only wanted to download yahoo messenger.

by J. T. Moore January 24, 2008