Technoblade

Technoblade, also known as the Blood God, is a pig with hot smoking elbows and beats up little children in a game that involves breaking beds. He is usually known for virtually beating up children. Involved in Minecraft Monday, everyone hates him and one time tried to team on him.

Beating Dream in a duel, he claimed the title of the best PVPer in Minecraft.

"Is that technoblade OH MY GOSH"
NoobMaster69 was never to be seen again

by MLGYolofade October 1, 2020

technoblade

a very smart pig that can murder.

oh he was such a technoblade at that game!

by anonymous November 26, 2020

Technoblade

One of the best Minecraft pvpers and potato farmers, he will be missed

Man Technoblade was a real goat damn I wish I was half as cool as that man

by Mrcream July 1, 2022

technologeable

To have a lot of knowledge about technology

that guy is more "technologeable" than Bill Gates

by thegreatestofalltime August 28, 2009

Technoblade

A legend, we sadly lost him on July 1st 2022.
Remember, technoblade never dies!

Rest In Peace technoblade.

by DDLC lover July 3, 2022

NOT EVEN CLOSE BABY TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!

ITS TRUEEEEE rip technoblade o7

it's used by the famous youtuber technoblade rip o7 example: technoblade escapes a near death experience then he'll Say

TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES or NOT EVEN CLOSE BABY TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!

by Lucky♡♡ July 16, 2022

Technoblade

Technoblade is a Minecraft YouTuber with a non existent upload schedule.
He cyber bullies kids for coins in Hypixel games.

He’s currently at war with im_a_squid_kid for the number one potato collector in Hypixel skyblock
A common feature you’ll see is the quotes “NERD” “TECHOBLADE MEVA DIEES” “BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD” and more.
He’s so scary that fellow YouTuber Tommyinit is scared of his fans because if he doesn’t give Technoblade the best rates, his fans will destroy Tommy’s likes with dislikes.
He is a man to fear off.
Also, he’s ok at Bedwars.

Technoblade is god

by FluffeWeeb March 21, 2020