A transvestite that still has male genitals, who "tapes and tucks" their package before a night on the town.
Pete thought he'd scored a hottie at the bar, but it turned out to be a dong taper. He should have spotted the adam's apple...
by DarkSock August 30, 2007
George Brett had an uncontrollable BM. Then he described what happened the next day, "I got up in the morning and took the most perfect double-tapered shit I’ve ever had in my life. True Story. Who are the pitchers in this game?"
by KC Fan January 14, 2009
a.k.a. PDT
A perfect shit, tapered evenly on both ends. Especially used when unexpected after a messy meal or night out.
A perfect shit, tapered evenly on both ends. Especially used when unexpected after a messy meal or night out.
Got up in the morning, took the most perfect double-tapered shit I've ever had in my life. True story. Who are the pitchers in this game? -George Brett
by wargy2 March 27, 2019
by 7ftsdmodeler April 09, 2011
A "taper-fade" is a type of haircut that has been popularized by Gen Z, a low maintenance haircut, usually paired with a fluffy texturized hairstyle on the top. Faded on the side burns and back, with lots of bulk.
Nathan: Yo Marc, do you like my haircut? It's called a low taper-fade with a textured fringe.
Marc: Yo! That looks sick, I might have to get that.
Marc: Yo! That looks sick, I might have to get that.
by beatvoidthedefiner March 08, 2024
Yeah I work at a restaurant called Shenanigans and some guys that usually play a pretty messed up "game" got me with the damn taper fade. Was honestly more socked then anything
A tiktok freestyler was live one day rapping comments and came across the lyric "IMAGINE IF NINJA GOT A LOW TAPER FADE" shortly becoming a meme.
by sigma man skibidi cameron February 05, 2024