tangling asshole

Ones definition of butthole play with someone that they work closely with.

Singlularty of tangling assholes

See also tangling assholes

We had to separate the retired testers because they spent all their time tangling assholes...

by Fuzzy Furlong May 26, 2016

Love Tangles

That feeling you get when your love life is absolutely fucked beyond all recognition. Usually results in setting cringe Discord statuses or feeling emotionally distraught. Occurs in all types of people, and has no defining symptoms, but some cases are extremely easy to spot

Examples might include:
"💞 thinking" as a discord status
Saying "I don't really know" whenever asked about love
Mentioning love at every possible moment and being overall weird about it
Searching for any info that might help ease the love tangles such as tips from their friends or your friends

Causes might include:
Liking 2 people at the same time
2 people liking you at the same time
Not liking anyone
Being rejected/broken up with

Solutions might include:
Praying to God
That's it

Friend: "Bro you good?"
You: *clearly not good* "Yeah man I'm fine"
Friend: "What's the haps man?"
You: "I's just got them love tangles"
Friend: "Ah man I get that, c'mon lets talk"

by Aim For North June 9, 2022

pubic tangle

Having failed to shower in a few days, pubic hair begins to knot causing a painful pulling sensation.

I've been scratching like crazy, but I can't get rid of this pubic tangle.

by Blue Jay Scott January 3, 2010

tub tangle

A sexual position that is performed in a bathtub half way filled up. The partners sit facing each other and place leg over leg with feet flat on the ground while sitting down.

Dan: Did you do that crazy position with that girl you nicked last night dude?

Nick: yes man

Dan: what's it called again?

Nick: TUB TANGLE!

by sicknastynick December 12, 2006

tangled slinky

Can be found as a card in Cards Against Humanity. Better know as James Bonds crotch when he is old.

Before I kill you James Bond, I must see your tangled slinky.

by stogination October 15, 2013

Bi-Tangled

Bi-Tangled is when you're caught up in a relationship with two bisexuals. A woman can be Bi-Tangled with two bisexual men and vice versa. This can be intentional or by accident.

Relationship Status: Bi-Tangled

by Felicity Lane January 28, 2020

tangled pendants

When necklaces worn by a couple in coitus become intertwined, it reflects determination of the Fates that the couple remain entwined forever.

I knew when I saw the tangled pendants that we were meant to be together.

by kellychan May 21, 2013