Tamponed

Being in the best place at the worst possible time.

My friend went to an awesome strip club, but he had a girlfriend. He was pretty tamponed...

by shocksystem April 29, 2011

Tampon

Something my little brother tried to stick up his asshole.

Me: No, Tommy, don't shove that tampon up your ass!
Tommy: Too wate oldie brothie...

by Misogyny April 23, 2011

Tampon

You put them in your nose to stop the bleeding

Guy one: My nose is bleeding
Girl 1:*gives tampon*
Guy one: uhh
Girl 1: youll need it

by alessmax May 17, 2011

Tampon

something women put in their vaginas to stop menstrual flow (blood) from going into their underwear. tampons are comfy and can be nice because you can swim in them. although comfy, they don't tend to be popular to girls that have only recently started menstruating because they're worried about something being stuck up their vagina and losing their virginity.

Girl: crap! i just got my period. where's a tampon?
Guy: don't say stuff like that.
Girl: oh shut-up. *goes into her backpack and takes out a tampon* i'll be right back, i just need to put my TAMPON in, then we can finish doing our homework.

*says the word tampon deliberately just to annoy the guy*

by Melodie June 27, 2005

tampons

a small, cylliner-shape cotton swab with a string (so it doesn't get lost when 'inserted') that absorbs the.. leakage during that time of the month.

during my period, had had to use a tampon to stop the, err, leaking..

by dee-jay elle April 22, 2004

Tampon

A cruel reminder that Mother Nature is real and will curse a girl at the most inconvient times. It can humorlessly be purchased by a male victim.

"Oh, god!" She cursed at her unfortunate discovery, "I need a tampon! Quick! I have a date with my blind date soon!"

by Mother Nature and her victim January 03, 2010

Tampon

Minion tampons... IS THIS A JOKE? MINION TAMPONS? FUCKING MINION TAMPONS? BECAUSE YEAH YOU‘RE HAVING YOUR PERIOD YOU‘RE BLEEDING AGAINST YOUR WILL, SO WHY NOT SHOVE A FUCKING MINION UP YOUR VAGINA? I MEAN WHAT'S NEXT? MINION DILDOS? WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO SHOVE A MINION INTO THEIR VAGINA? I SWEAR TO GOD THIS BETTER BE A FUCKING JOKE.

'do you want a tampon? we have regular and minion.
'IS THIS A JOKE? MINION TAMPONS? FUCKING MINION TAMPONS? BECAUSE YEAH YOU‘RE HAVING YOUR PERIOD YOU‘RE BLEEDING AGAINST YOUR WILL, SO WHY NOT SHOVE A FUCKING MINION UP YOUR VAGINA? I MEAN WHAT'S NEXT? MINION DILDOS? WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO SHOVE A MINION INTO THEIR VAGINA? I SWEAR TO GOD THIS BETTER BE A FUCKING JOKE.'

by babykittens December 12, 2022