assassinate the toilet

The act of clogging not only your toilet but toilets within a 5 mile radius.

What happens after you watch Twillight and get violent diarrhea.

man #1: Dude I have to go assassinate the toilet.
man #2: Ill call the plumber.

by Reaper118us March 19, 2010

comb the toilet

Verb. To lick the butthole of a very hairy man in a clockwise direction.

Hey Sally, do you remember Greg? Boy, did I comb the toilet last night!

by Charlotte Purple February 24, 2017

Corn in the toilet

It's the situation that takes place when you swallow corn or eat it partially...
It´s result is the appareance of corn seeds in the toilet as you take a dump which will mostly end up in disgust by the "creator".
This happens because the human large intestine can´t absorbe cellulose (Dietary Fiber), joining it with other waste products. Which simply end up in your toilet.

Person 1: Today I went to the bathroom and what I saw in the toilet disgusted me...
Person 2: What was it?
Person 1: I really saw what I eat yesterday, corn with eggs, I saw the corn in the toilet.
Person 2: Ewwww
Person 1: (Lol)

by Andrestor July 5, 2008

List Of People Who Died On The Toilet

List Of People Who Died On The Toilet is a List Of People Who Died On The Toilet

(I’m so immature help me)

Help.... it’s starting to itch...

Yeah please don’t accept List Of People Who Died On The Toilet

by Magnifying Glass July 22, 2020

Shouting at the toilet

Vomiting

The crossing to Jersey was so rough that Sam spent the duration shouting at the toilet.

by Magnificent Fiend July 4, 2012

tussle with the toilet

To poop.

I have to go tussle with the toilet after eating all that pizza.

by zac archer June 28, 2008

Omg where the F is the toilet paper!?

When your on the toilet crying insanely beacuse you can't find the toilet paper, you scream out "Omg where the F is the toilet paper!?" Then you use the bathtub towl and throw it in the dumpster.

Aww damn, NO TP!!! Omg where the F is the toilet paper!?

by Brad Samples August 10, 2006