spotify

a music platform that always wants you to pay for premium

spotify: want a break from the ads? if you tap now to watch a short video, you'll receive 30 minutes of ad-free music. yes, really, if you tap now to watch a short video, you'll receive 30 minutes of ad-free music.

me: FINE, TAKE MY ONLY $15, I GUESS IM NOT GOING TO HAVE FOOD THIS WEEK

by ihfsdihaoifd September 24, 2021

syntiche

Is a very loyal person and always puts food before everything. She is very goofy and doesn't care what anyone says about her or her personality and she's also also very kind and confident.

" I would like to be syntiche for once and not care what anyone says about me "

by meme_qq20043 June 25, 2017

Bridgewater, Nova Scotia

Bridgewater, also known as B-Dubb (which originates from the first letters of the words Bridge and Water, B W, which was eventually shortened to simply B-Dubb) is a town on the South Shore of Nova Scotia with a current population of about 7600. The town's main industry is a Michelin tire plant. If this closes, we're fucked. It also has a huge population of bullies and wiggers, as well as a completely ineffective school system. Basically, it is a shit hole of the first order. However, there is an up and coming music scene in the area, as well as a movie theater, which was built in 2004. Many new and innovative businesses are also moving into the area, some of which survive and others do not.
Bridgewater is routinely made fum of by people living in Halifax, and, in turn, residents of Bridgewater make fun of those living in Liverpool. So it could be said that shit runs down the shore.

Bridgewater, Nova Scotia area resident: Let's bang
Haligonian: Eww, no! You're from Bridgewater!

(This is based on a real conversation which happened over msn)

by Espak May 19, 2008

Sotia

Beautiful Female, in body structure and in facial structure, but also gorgeous in personality.

She's such a Sotia, I'm so jealous.

by SmileyFacexD December 29, 2011

Spotify and Chill

Appears to be an invitation to show each other some tunes, but really code for fucking while Spotify is playing in the background. Derived from the term "Netflix and Chill."

Hey! Wanna come Spotify and Chill?
Hell yeah, I'll grab some condoms on the way!

by smudge424 November 22, 2015

Spotify

An app that will give you 100,000,000,000,000 ads every single second because they want you to sign up for spotify premium, which most of us can't afford. lol

Other then that, Its a good way to listen to music, good user interface, easy to use. Bad if you want to listen to unreleased Michael Jackson songs

spotify ads are annoying, stupid sportsbet.

by munsworldddddddd November 24, 2021

spotifuckery

The experience of not being able to find a song you like on Spotify.

"(Insert artist name or song or album name here) isn't on Spotify? WTF? That's some Spotifuckery right there..."

by agavebloom July 13, 2012